Pete Kotz
@petekotz.bsky.social
Still searching for my redeeming quality, which got lost at the airport in 2019.
Those alpha men are dainty little fellas if they're constantly bruised from just shaking hands. Isn't there a safe space they can go?
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Those alpha men are dainty little fellas if they're constantly bruised from just shaking hands. Isn't there a safe space they can go?
Norway would like a word with us.
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Norway would like a word with us.
Gavin Newsom would be a terrible nominee, but he's a top shelf smart ass.
December 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Gavin Newsom would be a terrible nominee, but he's a top shelf smart ass.
Even within the fine art of competitive ass kissing, one must always do due diligence on the asses before commencing with the kissing.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Even within the fine art of competitive ass kissing, one must always do due diligence on the asses before commencing with the kissing.
Educational fact of the day.
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Educational fact of the day.
As it turns out, the Courtroom Barbies rejected for Fox weekend time slots don't make for successful attorneys general.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
As it turns out, the Courtroom Barbies rejected for Fox weekend time slots don't make for successful attorneys general.
Every goober sees himself as the star of an action movie while living the life of a Hallmark Christmas villain.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Every goober sees himself as the star of an action movie while living the life of a Hallmark Christmas villain.
How to maintain your celibacy in a single step.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How to maintain your celibacy in a single step.
There's no getting around that you're a special kind of stupid if you believed -- with no evidence whatsoever -- in stolen elections and a uniparty deep state. But at least it's a start in the long, long road to a functioning mind.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There's no getting around that you're a special kind of stupid if you believed -- with no evidence whatsoever -- in stolen elections and a uniparty deep state. But at least it's a start in the long, long road to a functioning mind.
Plus he's 79-years-old and grandma can't stop him from playing dress up with her makeup kit.
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Plus he's 79-years-old and grandma can't stop him from playing dress up with her makeup kit.
If only there was a way to keep children from being shot and not bankrupt their families if they're lucky enough to survive.
August 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
If only there was a way to keep children from being shot and not bankrupt their families if they're lucky enough to survive.
An elderly man blubbering incoherently in a golf cart is only "shock and awe" for those worried he that escaped from the nursing home.
August 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
An elderly man blubbering incoherently in a golf cart is only "shock and awe" for those worried he that escaped from the nursing home.
Radical Left President "DONALD J. TRUMP" (no six pack!) CUCKHOLDED by "Favorite Governor" Gavin Newsom! Melanie drooling (needs bib)! Trump has "Weak Biceps," can't even find them! No Viagra SHIPMENT to White House from Pfizer "This Month!" WOKE CEO MUST BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY!
August 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Radical Left President "DONALD J. TRUMP" (no six pack!) CUCKHOLDED by "Favorite Governor" Gavin Newsom! Melanie drooling (needs bib)! Trump has "Weak Biceps," can't even find them! No Viagra SHIPMENT to White House from Pfizer "This Month!" WOKE CEO MUST BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY!
Caption: Man wholly lacking in self-awareness shows off prized baseball hat collection as guests feign interest to keep him from cozying up with a serial killer.
August 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Caption: Man wholly lacking in self-awareness shows off prized baseball hat collection as guests feign interest to keep him from cozying up with a serial killer.
Gavin Newsom, riding that big horse.
August 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Gavin Newsom, riding that big horse.
A reminder that the Israeli government is not the same as the Israeli people, just as we'd hope the world would see that we are not all Trump.
August 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A reminder that the Israeli government is not the same as the Israeli people, just as we'd hope the world would see that we are not all Trump.
Has anyone else noticed the deterioration of ass-kissing? Where the innovation? The new material? It feels like the bootlickers are just mailing it in.
August 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Has anyone else noticed the deterioration of ass-kissing? Where the innovation? The new material? It feels like the bootlickers are just mailing it in.
Turns out that Putin's not afraid of a 79-year-old trust fund punk after all. Sad.
August 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Turns out that Putin's not afraid of a 79-year-old trust fund punk after all. Sad.
Breaking news: Alpha Male Asks Army Corps of Engineers to Make Nature a Safe Space So He Can Go Kayaking.
August 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Breaking news: Alpha Male Asks Army Corps of Engineers to Make Nature a Safe Space So He Can Go Kayaking.
Grandma forgot to put on his makeup today.
August 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Grandma forgot to put on his makeup today.