On one hand it’s extremely lucky that when my diet coke knocked over, it spilled on the floor under my desk and not on any of the calligraphy or paper crafts I’ve been working on for weeks. Only thing ruined was a roll of painters tape & that’s easy to replace.
On the other hand FUCK!!! MY POP
On the other hand FUCK!!! MY POP
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
On one hand it’s extremely lucky that when my diet coke knocked over, it spilled on the floor under my desk and not on any of the calligraphy or paper crafts I’ve been working on for weeks. Only thing ruined was a roll of painters tape & that’s easy to replace.
On the other hand FUCK!!! MY POP
On the other hand FUCK!!! MY POP
also a reason so much Christmas music doesn't do it for me, it's not meant to be a soloist on a track doing popstar tralala. you're supposed to be singing in a loud-ass chorus everyone belting together "FALLLLLL ON YOUR KNEEEEEEEEEES"
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
also a reason so much Christmas music doesn't do it for me, it's not meant to be a soloist on a track doing popstar tralala. you're supposed to be singing in a loud-ass chorus everyone belting together "FALLLLLL ON YOUR KNEEEEEEEEEES"
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
The thing that made me realize I was accidentally in the “Discover” feed and not people I follow on purpose. None of yall would ever say that lmao
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The thing that made me realize I was accidentally in the “Discover” feed and not people I follow on purpose. None of yall would ever say that lmao
// casual alcohol
Cut 3 limes for dinner (burrito bowls) when I only needed one so hey tom collins 🍋🟩
Cut 3 limes for dinner (burrito bowls) when I only needed one so hey tom collins 🍋🟩
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
// casual alcohol
Cut 3 limes for dinner (burrito bowls) when I only needed one so hey tom collins 🍋🟩
Cut 3 limes for dinner (burrito bowls) when I only needed one so hey tom collins 🍋🟩
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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beautiful analysis of #WakeUpDeadMan and the two other knives out movies’ (benoit blanc mysteries, if you’re nasty) take on christianity by @artwithin.bsky.social
(not spoiler-free, so read only if you’ve seen it!)
boxd.it/bU6LmH
(not spoiler-free, so read only if you’ve seen it!)
boxd.it/bU6LmH
A ★★★★★ review of Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
boxd.it
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
beautiful analysis of #WakeUpDeadMan and the two other knives out movies’ (benoit blanc mysteries, if you’re nasty) take on christianity by @artwithin.bsky.social
(not spoiler-free, so read only if you’ve seen it!)
boxd.it/bU6LmH
(not spoiler-free, so read only if you’ve seen it!)
boxd.it/bU6LmH
thought the kids were distracted downstairs but apparently one of them overheard us and knocked on the door "Dad, what are you doing to mom????" 😳
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
thought the kids were distracted downstairs but apparently one of them overheard us and knocked on the door "Dad, what are you doing to mom????" 😳
My day saved by patreeon playlists bc I hate that I hate Christmas music 😩 Miel made a vibe that *feels* like Vince guiraldi trio cozy winter nostalgia but is nondenominational (not the 25,000th arrangements of the same 25 songs) 🎄 played it while setting up the tree and everyone was happy
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My day saved by patreeon playlists bc I hate that I hate Christmas music 😩 Miel made a vibe that *feels* like Vince guiraldi trio cozy winter nostalgia but is nondenominational (not the 25,000th arrangements of the same 25 songs) 🎄 played it while setting up the tree and everyone was happy
One of the cats started retching on my new bedspread so I darted to shove him off & spilled coffee on my new bedspread 😑
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
One of the cats started retching on my new bedspread so I darted to shove him off & spilled coffee on my new bedspread 😑
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Mitski (x2)
Beyoncé (x2)
Beck
Incubus
Modest Mouse/Flaming Lips (toured together)
Xtremely millennial
Mitski (x2)
Beyoncé (x2)
Beck
Incubus
Modest Mouse/Flaming Lips (toured together)
Xtremely millennial
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Kings of Leon
Taylor Swift
Shakira
Future Islands
Caifanes
(I’m a perfect Mexican-American amalgamation of musical tastes)
Kings of Leon
Taylor Swift
Shakira
Future Islands
Caifanes
(I’m a perfect Mexican-American amalgamation of musical tastes)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
(Only five?!?! I’m dying over here)
Madonna (x10)
Tori Amos (x6- including once at the Sydney Opera House)
Prince
Florence + The Machine (x3)
Christine & The Queens
(Only five?!?! I’m dying over here)
Madonna (x10)
Tori Amos (x6- including once at the Sydney Opera House)
Prince
Florence + The Machine (x3)
Christine & The Queens
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Mitski (x2)
Beyoncé (x2)
Beck
Incubus
Modest Mouse/Flaming Lips (toured together)
Xtremely millennial
Mitski (x2)
Beyoncé (x2)
Beck
Incubus
Modest Mouse/Flaming Lips (toured together)
Xtremely millennial
is this a safe space i cannot apparently discern a meaningful difference between Jeff Bridges and Josh brolin
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
is this a safe space i cannot apparently discern a meaningful difference between Jeff Bridges and Josh brolin
All the gasping and panting, I need to lie down 🥵
“I need to go lower, there. I need to be there.”
Kylo Ren voice clips, Adam Driver, Disney Infinity 3.0, 2015, pt 1/3
Kylo Ren voice clips, Adam Driver, Disney Infinity 3.0, 2015, pt 1/3
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
All the gasping and panting, I need to lie down 🥵
Everything I want to say about wake up dead man is a spoiler but i do got little tiny hearts in my eyes for Josh O’Connor now so there’s that
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Everything I want to say about wake up dead man is a spoiler but i do got little tiny hearts in my eyes for Josh O’Connor now so there’s that
not a Wake Up Dead Man spoiler necessarily (unless you’re very anti-soundtrack spoilers lol) but anyway you know I was feeling feelings about that Tom Waits song at the end 🩷
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
not a Wake Up Dead Man spoiler necessarily (unless you’re very anti-soundtrack spoilers lol) but anyway you know I was feeling feelings about that Tom Waits song at the end 🩷
Wake Up Dead Man was….so good?????????
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Wake Up Dead Man was….so good?????????
Hmm spinning from two glasses of wine hmmmmmmm
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Hmm spinning from two glasses of wine hmmmmmmm
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Agreed. It’s generally not acceptable to blanket “hate” any segment of humanity for their immutable characteristics. Children are people. They are a special class of people with caretaking needs. You don’t have to want to be the one to provide for those needs, but you do need to respect them
I think that if you HATE children, you suck. If you’re not good with them or don’t want them or would prefer to not be around them, that’s cool and should be considered normal.
But you HATE kids? You hate the FUTURE? Time must really be beating your ass, idk!
But you HATE kids? You hate the FUTURE? Time must really be beating your ass, idk!
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Agreed. It’s generally not acceptable to blanket “hate” any segment of humanity for their immutable characteristics. Children are people. They are a special class of people with caretaking needs. You don’t have to want to be the one to provide for those needs, but you do need to respect them
This isn’t in response to anything specific, I was just thinking :: if any of you hot authors is writing a Type 1 diabetic character and need/want feedback for your story, I’m that girl! 20+ years of the beetus and can tell you a lot.
an older man with a mustache is sitting in a living room and says `` diabetes intensifies '' .
Alt: Wilford Brimley and his mustache sitting in a room, gif has shakycam effect. Meme caption says ``DIABEETUS INTENSIFIES”
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This isn’t in response to anything specific, I was just thinking :: if any of you hot authors is writing a Type 1 diabetic character and need/want feedback for your story, I’m that girl! 20+ years of the beetus and can tell you a lot.
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Here’s what I don’t get about people who condemn Reylo as a toxic, I can fix him dynamic.
Because it’s not that. It’s the opposite of that.
It’s a if you want us to be together, you’ve got to get your shit together and let go of your hate dynamic.
Rey calls the shots the entire time.
Because it’s not that. It’s the opposite of that.
It’s a if you want us to be together, you’ve got to get your shit together and let go of your hate dynamic.
Rey calls the shots the entire time.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Here’s what I don’t get about people who condemn Reylo as a toxic, I can fix him dynamic.
Because it’s not that. It’s the opposite of that.
It’s a if you want us to be together, you’ve got to get your shit together and let go of your hate dynamic.
Rey calls the shots the entire time.
Because it’s not that. It’s the opposite of that.
It’s a if you want us to be together, you’ve got to get your shit together and let go of your hate dynamic.
Rey calls the shots the entire time.
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
can get fucked within an inch of ur life and lune & aster eclipse mascara does NOT budge 10/10
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
can get fucked within an inch of ur life and lune & aster eclipse mascara does NOT budge 10/10