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some kind of robot girl
i like machines a normal amount
maid, hail, periscope
https://periwinkle.sh | https://codeberg.org/periwinkle
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it's all just perislop. i only post it because i'm peri
i hate writing gui apps so much that i ended up doing a bunch of planning and design instead of writing any code when i decided to work on one. and now i spent all that time but i still have to write the damn app.
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 AM
c++ is the united states of programming languages
January 24, 2026 at 4:26 AM
me about to believe the google ai answer for a simple simulink question (1946-05-21, colorized)
January 23, 2026 at 6:04 PM
nothing is more morale-corrosive than pretending to be friends with someone
January 23, 2026 at 3:55 PM
got out of a lab in half the time, took an awesome hour and a half nap, now sitting in econ, which is already a snoozefest, but now im sleepy also. highly recommend and also do not recommend.
January 22, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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we're going back to the first zelda to get botw off the menu
January 22, 2026 at 9:37 PM
ablate and its other forms are such good words, like, phonetically. ablative ablate ablation
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 PM
overhearing conversations in which the participants clearly want me dead is always interesting. i certainly want them dead as well so i suppose it's all the same.
January 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
went to the sandwich shop for a sandwich and got the middle of a sandwich between two things that could more easily be described as squares of plywood than slices of bread
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
its always been my dream to die in an accident that gets a wikipedia article with timestamps down to the seconds...
January 21, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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honestly "looking in the wrong place" is SUCH A GOOD WAY to address a slew of other bugs and performance opportunities.

like cleaning the whole house looking for your keys.
January 20, 2026 at 5:38 PM
saw a post probably a year ago that said "un oh" instead of "uh oh" and it's come back around to being part of my lexicon now
January 20, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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現行の軽自動車の中ではいちばんかわいいと思う
January 20, 2026 at 9:05 AM
drying my hair rn so i look like this and my roommate walks by and says "hello girl from the ring" lmao
January 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
important that you know when i made this post at 1am or whatever i thought it was so funny i was involuntarily laughing randomly about it for like another hour or two after
i hit the junkport $000,000,000,000
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 AM
it's all just perislop. i only post it because i'm peri
January 18, 2026 at 4:54 AM
wake up babe it's time for your monthly NFL's New Overtime Rules
January 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
barrett-jackson highlights today
1. MiEV (never seen one in person!)
2. lethal concentration of ford GTs
3. r34 25gtt with gtr badges lol
4. testarossa (outrun!)
January 17, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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You know who else is concerned about the severe memory shortage
There Is No Antimemetics Division
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January 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
i hit the junkport $000,000,000,000
January 17, 2026 at 7:29 AM
tries to abolish it

continues to refer to it indirectly through inversion
January 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
couple months ago i started taking stairs two at a time everywhere i go cause im tall enough that it is basically just double efficiency. now ive been noticing more people on campus doing it. i'm a trendsetter
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
english is really pathetic for having such little variance in personal pronouns, imagine this post with "ore-sama"
some oil-for-brains with a crackle tune has been revving his shit up and down the library parking lot for like 15 minutes and i have to hear it from across campus. YOUR CAR SOUNDS TERRIBLE!!! YOU OWE ME $3000!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
some oil-for-brains with a crackle tune has been revving his shit up and down the library parking lot for like 15 minutes and i have to hear it from across campus. YOUR CAR SOUNDS TERRIBLE!!! YOU OWE ME $3000!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
in general "project-type" youtube channels make basically zero financial sense but i do think it would be really fun
January 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM