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tyler
@perhapsperhaps.bsky.social
a whole lotta nothing

📍sacramento
i was pretty cool on train dreams right off the bat and with time i've kinda curdled on it altogether. this gets at a lot of the reasons why.
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i use instagram pretty much exclusively to follow emo folk songwriters why is it carpet bombing me with videos of muscular straight boys crying into their front-facing cameras talking about their healing journeys
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
that's a wrap 🎁
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
u ever pull into the parking lot outside your office and then cry in your car for a while because you absolutely can't bear the thought of doing it all again then you brew your pathetic little keurig and do it all again anyway?
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
watching RED RIVER and having a full meltdown over monty clift, as is my wont
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
decent morning lift, long schvitz, leftover pie, pinot, hawks ›››
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
bob dylan really just be picking notes at random
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
if someone wanted to hit me with A Car before about 7 tomorrow morning would hugely appreciate
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
fuck me Up
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
this is making me wanna do opium
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i don't think i have any sacramento bloomfs but just in case: i'll be playing a set at cafe paso tomorrow (11/22) morning from 11-noon. if you like gay guys, country music, and feeling really bad boy do i have some songs for you.
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Reposted by tyler
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
wait wait let him cook.
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
planning a mamdani-style campaign focused exclusively on killing suvs and crossovers and bringing back wagons.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
huge mistake finally getting into podcasts at the exact moment podcasts were rounding the enshittification curve into complete unlistenability.
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
it's easy to dunk on it for being lame but i think we gotta deal more seriously with linkedin's role in producing a roving class of leadership culture-pilled weirdos whose whole thing is floating from ED role to ED role talking about Metrics, never once developing real field expertise in anything
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
bro we're so fucked haha
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
my body is rejecting the knowledge that this is real like it's a mismatched donor kidney
excerpt from Olivia Nuzzi's book that is unintentionally funniest thing you might ever read
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
seems utterly pointless to get mad about stuff like this anymore but if what actually happened is that some senile idiot said some loosely goosey bullshit about some fake scenario that hasn't actually happened the headline should not be 'shrewd statesman flexes military might to force concessions'
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
catch me absolutely freakin about trees
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
my one and only style icon is megan mulally in righteous gemstones
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
miles teller is quite suddenly the hottest man in all of hollywood and by like a pretty wide margin!
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
tbh considering revising train dreams down another half star #lastfourwatched
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
like honey before it, dopamine is an entirely different song when heard through big, stupid headphones. should be illegal to listen to either with airpods.
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM