USC also assured us we'd get a good education and for sure wouldn't get raped.

Thanks, buddy!!

So like, your mom "stopped short," Frank Costanza style?

The only way I'd sleep with Nick Fuentes is with one eye open.

So fuckin bad that it... hurts?

Hahaha. Don't you photography cock-block ME!

Chris only had one other deck of cards, so this was our second and final attempt at the shot. The image has not been edited, and I fucking love it. (4/4)

I wanted him to flip a whole deck of cards out of his hand so I could catch them flying in mid-air. We went to the rocky beaches of Malibu, and took our first try... The cards went everywhere, landing mostly in the water, and I barely caught any of it. (3/4)

Not long after, my new pal Chris asked me to spend an afternoon shooting his portraits on the beach. I love all of them, but this one was special. I pride myself on my photographic timing, but here was an extreme case: (2/4)

I was a kid in the 80s, when shows from the 70s were still considered current and "old shows" were like Little Rascals and other pre-WWII shit. 🤦‍♀️

Whoever decided to call Mad Men an "old show" needs to get slapped in the face with a pair of white leather gloves.

...I put this on, and I can't take my eyes off the screen. It is perfect in its imperfections, this audiovisual IV drip for my soul. (2/2)

So TSA agents who make like $32,000 a year are now FBI agents? Or psychiatrists? Wtf is happening?