Paula Dixon
@peoplepaula.bsky.social
Comedy Writer | Photographer
Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome | Dx 2010 🦓
USC Cinema & Spéos Paris grad
DC ✈️ LA
Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome | Dx 2010 🦓
USC Cinema & Spéos Paris grad
DC ✈️ LA
I met Chris Mitchell at a bar one night. He was bragging to some gorgeous LA girls about doing shows at the Magic Castle. He started doing card tricks for them, and I announced that I could see a little string in his hand. He got very annoyed that I was magic-cock-blocking him. (1/4)
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I met Chris Mitchell at a bar one night. He was bragging to some gorgeous LA girls about doing shows at the Magic Castle. He started doing card tricks for them, and I announced that I could see a little string in his hand. He got very annoyed that I was magic-cock-blocking him. (1/4)
Idk what it is about this movie that heals me, nor why I crave it so often. Every 3 or 4 months, when things are going off the rails, and the simulation is starting to overwhelm... (1/2)
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Idk what it is about this movie that heals me, nor why I crave it so often. Every 3 or 4 months, when things are going off the rails, and the simulation is starting to overwhelm... (1/2)
If being a gift horse orthodontist were a real job, my ex would be at the top of his field.
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If being a gift horse orthodontist were a real job, my ex would be at the top of his field.
Isn't it wonderful when a racist city denies its racism by putting up a statue of Harriet Tubman... And it looks like this?
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Isn't it wonderful when a racist city denies its racism by putting up a statue of Harriet Tubman... And it looks like this?
My family: "No, you don't look like your father at all..."
Me:
Me:
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My family: "No, you don't look like your father at all..."
Me:
Me:
Amanda Seyfried giving major Sophia Loren vibes
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Amanda Seyfried giving major Sophia Loren vibes
Watched Trump's nonsense rambling today. It's as if the only multiplier he knows is "i", because every stat he says is an imaginary number.
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Watched Trump's nonsense rambling today. It's as if the only multiplier he knows is "i", because every stat he says is an imaginary number.
Does snow have different rules than it used to...?
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Does snow have different rules than it used to...?
I don't understand why my engagement is so high on Threads and so low on Bluesky. I know my special blend of photography, politics, and stoner nonsense is not for everyone, but it just seems weird at this point.
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I don't understand why my engagement is so high on Threads and so low on Bluesky. I know my special blend of photography, politics, and stoner nonsense is not for everyone, but it just seems weird at this point.
The young lady in these 'before & after' photos came to my neighbor's flat in Paris looking as she does on the left. I asked if I could take her photo; she sheepishly obliged. I took off her glasses, tousled her hair & angled her toward an Ikea lamp. Then I told her to look at me like she hated me.
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The young lady in these 'before & after' photos came to my neighbor's flat in Paris looking as she does on the left. I asked if I could take her photo; she sheepishly obliged. I took off her glasses, tousled her hair & angled her toward an Ikea lamp. Then I told her to look at me like she hated me.
In 2016, my French "baby bro" Matt and I went on a 2000 mile, 30 day road trip around California. It was one of the best experiences of both of our lives. Well, guess what...
Coming Fall 2026: 2000 Mile Road Trip 2 - Midwest Cities! (1/2)
Coming Fall 2026: 2000 Mile Road Trip 2 - Midwest Cities! (1/2)
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
In 2016, my French "baby bro" Matt and I went on a 2000 mile, 30 day road trip around California. It was one of the best experiences of both of our lives. Well, guess what...
Coming Fall 2026: 2000 Mile Road Trip 2 - Midwest Cities! (1/2)
Coming Fall 2026: 2000 Mile Road Trip 2 - Midwest Cities! (1/2)
Advice: Don't join FB groups for ppl w/ Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. They're 60% incorrect info, 38% straight complaining & asking for $ (understandable, but draining) and 2% real medical research that's too dry to get through. I just left 5 groups and already feel like a huge weight has been lifted.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Advice: Don't join FB groups for ppl w/ Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. They're 60% incorrect info, 38% straight complaining & asking for $ (understandable, but draining) and 2% real medical research that's too dry to get through. I just left 5 groups and already feel like a huge weight has been lifted.
As a 47yo with a progressive illness and zero energy, I look back on my life with utter glee. I traveled constantly, took risks at every turn, and - most of all - banged as many dudes as possible... (1/2)
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
As a 47yo with a progressive illness and zero energy, I look back on my life with utter glee. I traveled constantly, took risks at every turn, and - most of all - banged as many dudes as possible... (1/2)
Whoa... Gilmore Girls...
For those of you who don't remember 23 years ago, 2002 was way too late for dropping this bomb.
For those of you who don't remember 23 years ago, 2002 was way too late for dropping this bomb.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Whoa... Gilmore Girls...
For those of you who don't remember 23 years ago, 2002 was way too late for dropping this bomb.
For those of you who don't remember 23 years ago, 2002 was way too late for dropping this bomb.
The fact that this emoji can't be found by searching "Groucho" in IPhone messages is a crime against humanity.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The fact that this emoji can't be found by searching "Groucho" in IPhone messages is a crime against humanity.
The Thompsons say goodbye to their first Maryland home, as I prepare to sell my house in Baltimore. I love this magical place so much... but I never wanted to be a landlord. 😖
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Thompsons say goodbye to their first Maryland home, as I prepare to sell my house in Baltimore. I love this magical place so much... but I never wanted to be a landlord. 😖
Anybody out there with the initials "LLB" want 4 unused 1950's mid-century placemats? They're made out of a thin leather or leatherette, and they're fricking awesome. (Sorry for the bad pic - I'm packing to move tomorrow, and that's my hand shadow in the bottom left!)
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Anybody out there with the initials "LLB" want 4 unused 1950's mid-century placemats? They're made out of a thin leather or leatherette, and they're fricking awesome. (Sorry for the bad pic - I'm packing to move tomorrow, and that's my hand shadow in the bottom left!)
I want to be this person's best friend.
Non-USAians: I formally disavow green bean casserole. I don’t know what the hell it’s all about either. I can’t explain it any more than I can explain marshmallows on sweet potatoes. The 1950s were a weird time.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I want to be this person's best friend.
Today's quick drive through Baltimore... That "Abolish Ice" billboard has been up since April, untouched.
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Today's quick drive through Baltimore... That "Abolish Ice" billboard has been up since April, untouched.
An 18 minute drive through Baltimore tonight...
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
An 18 minute drive through Baltimore tonight...
Tell me you know someone who owns an @alieward.bsky.social original, and I'll congratulate them on their brilliant purchase. Alie is the host of the @ologies.bsky.social podcast, and a writer and talented artist. This is one of my favorite paintings ever, and I'm so lucky that I get to own it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tell me you know someone who owns an @alieward.bsky.social original, and I'll congratulate them on their brilliant purchase. Alie is the host of the @ologies.bsky.social podcast, and a writer and talented artist. This is one of my favorite paintings ever, and I'm so lucky that I get to own it.
I've had my patented Paula closet in most places I've lived since I was 22. It's an 8' upper rod for shirts, with dresses on either end & a 5' lower rod for pants & skirts. Both poles are covered in white fluorescent light covers & they're attached with screw eyes, S-hooks & white plastic chain...
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I've had my patented Paula closet in most places I've lived since I was 22. It's an 8' upper rod for shirts, with dresses on either end & a 5' lower rod for pants & skirts. Both poles are covered in white fluorescent light covers & they're attached with screw eyes, S-hooks & white plastic chain...
Soon I'll tell this whole story on a podcast, but this photo shows the sunrise I saw over Athens, Greece... after a talking dog led me through the city all night, and I flirted with a cop to get into the Parthenon all alone, as riots happened outside the gates. (Shot from Acropolis w/ fisheye lens.)
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Soon I'll tell this whole story on a podcast, but this photo shows the sunrise I saw over Athens, Greece... after a talking dog led me through the city all night, and I flirted with a cop to get into the Parthenon all alone, as riots happened outside the gates. (Shot from Acropolis w/ fisheye lens.)
Hairstylist: What would you like today?
@nbcnews.com Lady: I want a blunt cut. Really blunt.
(An hour later...)
NBC Lady: I SAID REALLY BLUNT!!!!!
@nbcnews.com Lady: I want a blunt cut. Really blunt.
(An hour later...)
NBC Lady: I SAID REALLY BLUNT!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hairstylist: What would you like today?
@nbcnews.com Lady: I want a blunt cut. Really blunt.
(An hour later...)
NBC Lady: I SAID REALLY BLUNT!!!!!
@nbcnews.com Lady: I want a blunt cut. Really blunt.
(An hour later...)
NBC Lady: I SAID REALLY BLUNT!!!!!
Idk wtf the BlueSky algorithm wants to see, so here's a photo I took of my friend's cat standing on a ceramic hippo on a fireplace mantel. I give up.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Idk wtf the BlueSky algorithm wants to see, so here's a photo I took of my friend's cat standing on a ceramic hippo on a fireplace mantel. I give up.