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Because he was a goddamned genius.
January 14, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Linux is a dumpster full of Legos. You can make anything, but good luck finding instructions for your exact thing.

Windows is an Ikea bookshelf. You can modify it but it's still going to end up a bookshelf, even if you add a desk and a TV stand.

iOS is an antique chair. No you can't modify it.
January 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I actually need one of those, but just because I have a three year old.
January 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Yes, but I have 5 kids. Once they go to bed I can turn it down because I don't have a choir of discordant voices constantly taxing my ears.
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
They live on the Rain Rock and so they Crave Oblivion.
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Definitely don't miss that shit.
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I only disagree on one thing: They shouldn't be Knives Out movies.

They should be the Benoit Blanc Mysteries.
January 7, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Like it's applied with a fucking paint roller.
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 AM
I'm Generic Tough Guy with a forgettable name, and my special skills are killing people and having a Thing that barely justifies the movie title. I'm always Cockney because I can't do accents. The plots are somehow terrible yet awesome. If I cracked a genuine smile my face would shatter.
January 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I think you need both. When you have built up a buffer to avoid a hiatus (PAX, life events, etc) we get Lookouts arcs, Nightlight forays, and all manner of goodies.

I love that we get timely posts on tech bullshit that can only come from the last minute dash. You can't plan for CEO audacity.
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I want jumpsuits and trips to the Netherlands, but I just can't see these decrepit calcified punching bags ever gathering the courage for it.
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Well Done GIF
ALT: Well Done GIF
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December 29, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Fucking. Horse. Shit.

I'm from the UK. I have had a choice of doctors at every stage.

Do you know where I don't have a choice? In the US, because they don't take my insurance.

You colossal chundering fuckwit. If you really wanted to you have enough money to move and verify shit before you say it.
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
a logo for the federal network with a blue globe
ALT: a logo for the federal network with a blue globe
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December 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
No it isn't. Switching to a single insurer would simply shuffle all the back-end workers from insurance companies to medicare/medicaid. The only people who lose are billionaires.

Fuck them.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Eliminate the age requirement for Medicare. Eliminate income requirements.

Instead of a family having an average of $2k a month premium (when there aren't tax credits applied to it) they pay $1k a month in tax.

$1k a month better off, with insurance accepted everywhere because you require it.
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Next crowdfund you do, there's your stretch goal.
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Targeting is the key word. Most threat actors don't have sniper rifles. They have shotguns. They aren't aiming, just firing blindly knowing they will hit *something*.
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This is what baffles me. You see how badly insurance companies run pharmaceutical care. But you still think that single payer health care is an unsolvable issue.
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Big Dad Energy. You find a brand that fits and stick with it.
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Motherfucker, I am from the UK. It's a Solved Problem.

The only issue the NHS has is people trying to make it more like the US so they can extract money from the system.
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Have you started telling him things like "when I was your age I was creating an empire..."
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
3 eyed laser squirrels
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM