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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 17h

Actual night shots make it even better. I'll be turning up the scream closer to Halloween so nobody is used to it.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 17h

Now

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 17h

"All files end .akira"

Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 18h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”

Eleanor G @zaichishka.bsky.social · 18h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Translate 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu'”.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 1d

a man yawning while talking on a cell phone with the word show above his head

ALT: a man yawning while talking on a cell phone with the word show above his head

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 5d

Clearly the answer is to build more shelves.

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 6d

I love my fiance Amy

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 8d

Shocking that Language Roulette is only good for creating an endless pile of garbage when in its very design is a mandate to lie and make things up instead of saying "I don't know"

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 8d

Is it the device, or is it you?

The Gabriel Effect - Penny Arcade share.google/64sdjDklX0YT...

The Gabriel Effect - Penny Arcade

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 9d

They wanted the IP. They got everything. It's the cost of late stage capitalism that everything will consolidate. In the end, even the guillotine will be from the Disney store.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 9d

It's technical. It doesn't make sense for them to have multiple streaming platforms as the keep on the backend is enormous. Keeping ESPN separate makes sense for a sale in the future, but tv and movies? Put them all in one place.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 10d

The Eyrewood is real, it just isn't here.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 13d

A shoebox? Decadence.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 13d

Sir, how dare you utter such a vile accuracy.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 14d

Why are you choosing to be as useless as a marzipan dildo? How is it possible to be this unaware without missing large pieces of your brain?

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 15d

White Castle is fucking mid.

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 16d

Is it a System to buy 40 identical pairs of socks so that you never have to match them after doing laundry?

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 16d

Somebody used the phrase "Christmas in September" and the parade flashed in my head.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 17d

I disagree. Surely the larger horror comes from the struggling, the doing everything possible, everything right, only to die anyway. Inevitability.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 19d

I mean, they were *creating* the paperwork. "I own this, I own this, here is my paper proving it...no, yours don't count, they aren't English."

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 21d

Divine Pre-Boarding.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 22d

They could have increased the salary minimum, which would mean better wages for US workers in those areas. Instead it's a "fee" that no doubt gets waived if you pledge fealty.

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 23d

Ask anyway. They may let you go month to month until they find someone.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 23d

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 26d

Soon...

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 29d

All I isn't think for legitimacy is that it's a preservative allergy? But a dollar bet on "bougie as fuck" is more likely winner.