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They pay me in woims. Books, music, movies and politics. One-time President of the VUW Muppet Club. Te Awa Kairangi ki Tai, Aotearoa. Ngāi Tahu. He/him.
I tried to put a $5 bet on the human race becoming extinct, but the bookie is being cagey about how I'll collect my winnings
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Quixote, it's me, I'm Sancho, I've come home, I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a your windmill
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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[And now, John Waters with the ten best of 2025!]

www.vulture.com/article/john...
The Best Movies of 2025, According to John Waters
All the brutalist sci-fi, cockeyed cunnilingus, and sequel horror you need to have seen this year.
www.vulture.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
7 mainstream American genre movies. 2 mainstream British genre movies. 1 mainstream Australian genre movie. His 11-20 is slightly more diverse, but nothing terribly esoteric (his "movie you've probably never heard of" is the 2008 Thai film Chocolate, which most martial arts movie fans have seen.)
I'm not going to pretend these are bad films (I don't even mind the Woody film) but this doesn't exactly scream "voracious cinephile with a near-encyclopedic knowledge of genre and world cinema" so much as "dad who watches a lot of TNT."
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Put those rancid school lunches in front of David Seymour and challenge him to eat them IMO
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Five more movies I'll be watching this festive season:

- Go (1999)
- Bellman and True (1987)
- City of Lost Children (1995)
- Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? (1972)
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
Introduce yourself with 5 movies you'll be watching this festive season

- The Thin Man
- Black Christmas (1974)
- Silent Night Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!
- Trancers
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
Introduce yourself with 5 movies you'll be watching this festive season

- Muppet Christmas Carol
- Scrooged
- Love Actually
- About a Boy
- Death Comes to Pemberley
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 movies you'll be watching this festive season

- The Thin Man
- Black Christmas (1974)
- Silent Night Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!
- Trancers
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
Introduce yourself with 5 movies you'll be watching this festive season

- Muppet Christmas Carol
- Scrooged
- Love Actually
- About a Boy
- Death Comes to Pemberley
Introduce yourself with 5 movies you'll be watching this festive season

- White Christmas
- Peter Pan Goes Wrong
- Muppet Christmas Carol
- Jingle Jangle
- Die Hard
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If you see this, post an anime you love.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Black Friday means Friday the 13th and the only sale should be on hockey masks and machetes.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What the fuck is happening? How can anyone suck so bad that they join in the chorus to condemn the things they just did last week?
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I have a memory that the lesser Cramps song "Bend Over, I'll Drive" had the line "Is this the way Albert Camus died?" but listening to it now, it isn't there. Is this the Mandela Effect? Did they use that line when playing it live?
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Wait up though, Starcrash is the correct answer.
Star Wars Rankings (wrong answers only)

1. Starcrash
2. Flash Gordon’s Trip to Mars
3. Rocky Jones Space Ranger
4. Alexander Nevsky
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sometimes I think that old Dr. Who episode where politicians get electrocuted for making unpopular decisions wasn't such a bad idea after all
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
There are only three good prequels in all of cinema, and none of them are Star Wars movies.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." - HP Lovecraft

"Let's have a prequel to this horror movie that explains everything." - Hollywood studio executive
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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hi this is a game I made
amandalee.itch.io/local-heroes
Local Heroes by amandalee
A one-shot RPG for 4-5 friends and a Wizard
amandalee.itch.io
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Reposted by pearce
Do not approach us.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I absolutely 100% do not believe in ghosts at all, and am terrified of them.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Last night at Film Society they showed the 1951 Mexican movie Victims of Sin, starring Ninób Sevilla. It had been a long time since I'd heard audience applause for a character being a righteous badass.
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Oh well, it was bad while it lasted.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Didn't help when RDJ started complaining that he never got award recognition for playing Tony Stark
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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There's been a lot of very sophisticated, compelling social commentary on declines in cultural literacy in recent years, but honestly it is very reasonable to just boil it down to "people no longer understand that things mean stuff"
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My hot take on this is that one of the writers saying their book should be eligible because only the cover, not the contents, are AI generated is a failure of solidarity.
A new ruling on AI means the Ockhams are in the strange position of judging a book by its cover
Ockhams dump AI books from awards
newsroom.co.nz
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This movie has problems but the best parts are outrageously good (eg, the scene in the Louvre)
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM