Gyatt Stevens
@pavrock.bsky.social
A man who needs no introduction.
Senate Democrats shut down the government for one thing alone: good optics during an election. Now that the election is over, they're doing what they wanted to do all along.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Senate Democrats shut down the government for one thing alone: good optics during an election. Now that the election is over, they're doing what they wanted to do all along.
The Inconspicuous Homeboy
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The Inconspicuous Homeboy
They finally invented a longer shoreman
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
They finally invented a longer shoreman
Lisa Lisa, and Cult Jam, with Full Force.
September 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Lisa Lisa, and Cult Jam, with Full Force.
(making a pinching motion with my fingers) This is the world's smallest accordion, playing the world's silliest song, just for you.
September 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
(making a pinching motion with my fingers) This is the world's smallest accordion, playing the world's silliest song, just for you.
Sic Semper Tinyface
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sic Semper Tinyface
I would never use a slur like 'clanker' to refer to AI or the like. In order to use dehumanizing language, the subject must first be human.
August 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I would never use a slur like 'clanker' to refer to AI or the like. In order to use dehumanizing language, the subject must first be human.
Did you seriously just toad my wet sprocket???
August 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Did you seriously just toad my wet sprocket???
You might be unlucky, but are you "A lifetime of tragic accidents" unlucky?
August 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You might be unlucky, but are you "A lifetime of tragic accidents" unlucky?
HOGAN: Gonna take my vitamins and say my prayers with the angels!
ST. PETER: That's not gonna work for me, brother.
ST. PETER: That's not gonna work for me, brother.
July 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
HOGAN: Gonna take my vitamins and say my prayers with the angels!
ST. PETER: That's not gonna work for me, brother.
ST. PETER: That's not gonna work for me, brother.
BREAKING: Local Man Debuts New Catchphrase, Coworkers Infuriated
July 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
BREAKING: Local Man Debuts New Catchphrase, Coworkers Infuriated
The rest of us definitely aren't getting Ranked Choice Voting now
June 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The rest of us definitely aren't getting Ranked Choice Voting now
This meeting I'm barely awake for and am not paying attention to could have been an email I'd ignore
June 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This meeting I'm barely awake for and am not paying attention to could have been an email I'd ignore
"If I make an exception for you, I'll have to make an exception for everyone!" Uhh, no you don't. That's why they're called exceptions.
June 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"If I make an exception for you, I'll have to make an exception for everyone!" Uhh, no you don't. That's why they're called exceptions.
Punish me for my hubris mommy
June 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Punish me for my hubris mommy
Reposted by Gyatt Stevens
[bean war veteran]: i can still hear the beans
May 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
[bean war veteran]: i can still hear the beans
Look if nobody else is gonna say it, I'm gonna say it; your boobs are looking epic as hell today, your honor
May 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Look if nobody else is gonna say it, I'm gonna say it; your boobs are looking epic as hell today, your honor
Reposted by Gyatt Stevens
Look at you walking around like your hooba don't stank
May 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Look at you walking around like your hooba don't stank
You're not aura farming you're loitering. Buy something or get lost
May 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You're not aura farming you're loitering. Buy something or get lost
I find it extremely rude when someone plots my downfall
May 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I find it extremely rude when someone plots my downfall
Reposted by Gyatt Stevens
there is
a house
in new orleans
they call the
'fucked up house'
a house
in new orleans
they call the
'fucked up house'
May 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
there is
a house
in new orleans
they call the
'fucked up house'
a house
in new orleans
they call the
'fucked up house'
Okay but suppose this gorilla had a katana and wakizashi, and was trained in the deadly arts of Hyoho Niten Ichi-Ryu? What then?
May 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Okay but suppose this gorilla had a katana and wakizashi, and was trained in the deadly arts of Hyoho Niten Ichi-Ryu? What then?
Anybody need a 6 inch black giant? Unwrapped?
April 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Anybody need a 6 inch black giant? Unwrapped?