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Pav-Al
@pavalexander.bsky.social
odd duck. indoor cat. he/they. a motley fool, a miserable world.

actor, singer, musician, writer

autistic AF ♾️

xennial, dad, new jersey native living in maine

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Hey hey hey look look hey hey it’s a whole bunch of me singing a very good song by one Folds, Ben. youtu.be/RJYD6q2iM0I?...
One Angry Dwarf (Ben Folds Five cover)
YouTube video by Pav Alexander
youtu.be
I complained to my kids about having to fold the laundry and then yelled, “Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?!?” and they didn’t get it of course so I’m telling you all here.
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by Pav-Al
"Sorry Jeffrey, but the role of the creepy older New York jewish guy who likes teenage girls isn't available any longer. I've cast myself"
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
PDF = Please Don't FuckinsendmethisformattingnightmaregoddammitGreg
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Reposted by Pav-Al
Todd Howard, known for Porting Skyrim to everything he can, did not actually port skyrim to everything he can

Forgot one :(
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
See? You rubes were just IMAGINING your economic pain! You're actually literally swimming in your own McDuck-type money bin. Thank you CNN for your attention to this matter.
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
IT ME
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My friend’s 10-year-old son just said to her, “Back in the 1000s…”
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I lost the plot—it wasn’t quite clear.
I found my glasses—they were right here.
tidal.com/track/479722...
#newmusic
Pav Alexander - Chrysalis
Listen to Chrysalis on TIDAL
tidal.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A Better World Than This, by Pav Alexander
track by Pav Alexander
pavalexander.bandcamp.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
pHrAsEs aS fReNeTiC aS a mOtH's fLiGhT
tidal.com/upload/50a11...
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Reposted by Pav-Al
ok ok yes i hear you i hear you i will give you what you want.
"irregular heart" is now also on soundcloud. #newmusic
soundcloud.com/pav-alexande...
Irregular Heart
I know you don't want me to get this way.
soundcloud.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I lost some hearing in my right ear. I lost my balance and I might veer. soundcloud.com/pav-alexande... #newmusic
Chrysalis
I lost some hearing in my right ear. I lost my balance and I might veer.
soundcloud.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Reposted by Pav-Al
Shadowheart looks like she's balancing a fuzzy bottle on her nose. Or maybe it's the booze talking. #bg3
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Shadowheart looks like she's balancing a fuzzy bottle on her nose. Or maybe it's the booze talking. #bg3
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
inside you there are two wolves...
#baldursgate
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
ooooh what a lovely tune this is. might want to share it with all sorts of people. soundcloud.com/pav-alexande...
Irregular Heart
I know you don't want me to get this way.
soundcloud.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
ok ok yes i hear you i hear you i will give you what you want.
"irregular heart" is now also on soundcloud. #newmusic
soundcloud.com/pav-alexande...
Irregular Heart
I know you don't want me to get this way.
soundcloud.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
After like 20 years of avoiding it, I finally upgraded from Garageband to Logic Pro. And man, I don't know if it was the right call. I feel like for all the capabilities it's given me, it's handed me just as many new problems and just sTuFf to deal with. I dunno.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
don't tell anyone but I have a new song uploaded ONLY to Tidal for now. I was kidding you can tell everyone
tidal.com/upload/46786...
Pav Alexander - Irregular Heart
Listen to Irregular Heart on TIDAL
tidal.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Welp. 48.
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Pav Alexander
pavalexander.bandcamp.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
@micro.blog halp - I can't sign up, no matter what email address I give I never get the confirmation email. Yes, I have checked spam and all the other things.
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Please tell me this is satire
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Reposted by Pav-Al
HOW are people playing Baldur’s gate 3 with a controller??? I WANT to but GOOD LORD the menus and the wheels and the fussing
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM