Pauly Stamets
@paulystamets.bsky.social
Pauly Stamets. Master of Poisons Astromycologist Empire defector Developed groovy powers after dying and then coming back to life thanks to the mycelial network.
Living my best Pauly life.
Living my best Pauly life.
What is peen? And how come I don't have one?
September 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What is peen? And how come I don't have one?
Ding dong the witch is dead ...
September 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ding dong the witch is dead ...
Pauly still alive w/ Fungus' killer.
August 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Pauly still alive w/ Fungus' killer.
Random Pauly check in.
July 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Random Pauly check in.
Fungus is an asshole.
April 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Fungus is an asshole.
//It's always nice when I get to see RL Pauly and get a hug.
April 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
//It's always nice when I get to see RL Pauly and get a hug.
JD Vance met the pope yesterday and pope died today. Someone went straight to God to tell on this mofo.
April 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
JD Vance met the pope yesterday and pope died today. Someone went straight to God to tell on this mofo.
Pauly has been a good boy. My next goal is to be the best security officer i can be on DS9.
April 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Pauly has been a good boy. My next goal is to be the best security officer i can be on DS9.
Pauly's new best friend
April 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pauly's new best friend
I filled my butthole with helium and super glued my butt cheeks together...i didn't float away like some human balloon.
March 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I filled my butthole with helium and super glued my butt cheeks together...i didn't float away like some human balloon.
I want my penis to glow!!!
March 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I want my penis to glow!!!
Why did my cat try to murder me? Why does @fungusmeow.bsky.social hate me so?
March 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Why did my cat try to murder me? Why does @fungusmeow.bsky.social hate me so?
I hump you. You hump me. We're a humping family. With a great big hump and fucks from me to you. Won't you say you hump me too?
March 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I hump you. You hump me. We're a humping family. With a great big hump and fucks from me to you. Won't you say you hump me too?
I like them naughty. @wilsoncruz.bsky.social
February 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I like them naughty. @wilsoncruz.bsky.social
Pauly is Pauly...that is it.
February 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Pauly is Pauly...that is it.
Who loves the Pauly?
January 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Who loves the Pauly?
Who wants to shake hands with my penis? It's touch activated!!
December 29, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Who wants to shake hands with my penis? It's touch activated!!
Penis soup is where I'll be.
December 29, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Penis soup is where I'll be.
I love this time of year.
December 21, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I love this time of year.
Oh Santa, I’m blushing 😊☺️ #badsanta #naughtyornicelist
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December 20, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Morn does porn in a bed of corn.
December 7, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Morn does porn in a bed of corn.