Pauly Stamets
@paulystamets.bsky.social
Pauly Stamets. Master of Poisons Astromycologist Empire defector Developed groovy powers after dying and then coming back to life thanks to the mycelial network.
Living my best Pauly life.
Living my best Pauly life.
Say no to shrinkage.
October 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Say no to shrinkage.
Dies that mean I get to be naked?
October 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dies that mean I get to be naked?
Can he meet those standards? Didn't he just nut check himself with a skateboard?
September 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Can he meet those standards? Didn't he just nut check himself with a skateboard?
What about having a big dick?
August 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What about having a big dick?
You need help packing the fudge?
August 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
You need help packing the fudge?
Surveying his kingdom.
July 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Surveying his kingdom.
// Lol. as a DnD player...i love this... My Bardbarian would so start singing if my DM did this.
May 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
// Lol. as a DnD player...i love this... My Bardbarian would so start singing if my DM did this.
MEEEEEEEEE NEEEEEEEED
May 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
MEEEEEEEEE NEEEEEEEED
Was there an old song about a detachable penis?
May 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Was there an old song about a detachable penis?
He's a sad little man who can't handle a man like me.
May 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
He's a sad little man who can't handle a man like me.
I'm good Pauly. I ate bad Pauly.
April 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm good Pauly. I ate bad Pauly.