Paul Scarpelli
@paulscarpelli.bsky.social
Pragmatic shitposting libtardo, ex-pro drummer, Cat. 2 bike racer, writer, former Fortune 500 director, White Sox fan, Golden Retriever (Max), #RESIST!
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I snagged this from video. Did he have a stroke, or is he doing "The Funky Chicken?"
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I snagged this from video. Did he have a stroke, or is he doing "The Funky Chicken?"
He's incoherent.
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
He's incoherent.
Trump has no long-term plan for moving manufacturing back. It takes years to make the transition, but he's a squirrel who constantly changes his mind.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Trump has no long-term plan for moving manufacturing back. It takes years to make the transition, but he's a squirrel who constantly changes his mind.
MAGA has retreated to this posture. They're incorrigable loyalists.
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
MAGA has retreated to this posture. They're incorrigable loyalists.
Okay, it's fake, but too funny not to post.
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Okay, it's fake, but too funny not to post.
Talking to YOU Charlie Kirk. Oops. Forgot. Nevermind.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Talking to YOU Charlie Kirk. Oops. Forgot. Nevermind.
Self-professed "Alpha Male" Nick Adams, gaslighting everyone.
ZERO SCANDALS?? HAHAHAHA!!!
ZERO SCANDALS?? HAHAHAHA!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Self-professed "Alpha Male" Nick Adams, gaslighting everyone.
ZERO SCANDALS?? HAHAHAHA!!!
ZERO SCANDALS?? HAHAHAHA!!!
Use this as reference for when a MAGA argues. It's verbatim from the DoD Law Manual.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Use this as reference for when a MAGA argues. It's verbatim from the DoD Law Manual.
Fact-checked. True story.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fact-checked. True story.
At this juncture, only exciting new products like this can save Campbell's.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
At this juncture, only exciting new products like this can save Campbell's.
I recommend "Humans, Being," a collection of micro-fiction by my friend Jimmy Doom.
"365 stories encompassing a cross section of America - the beautiful, the outrageous, the mundane, and the frightening."
Gritty, funny, well-crafted.
Amazon, or whatever...
"365 stories encompassing a cross section of America - the beautiful, the outrageous, the mundane, and the frightening."
Gritty, funny, well-crafted.
Amazon, or whatever...
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I recommend "Humans, Being," a collection of micro-fiction by my friend Jimmy Doom.
"365 stories encompassing a cross section of America - the beautiful, the outrageous, the mundane, and the frightening."
Gritty, funny, well-crafted.
Amazon, or whatever...
"365 stories encompassing a cross section of America - the beautiful, the outrageous, the mundane, and the frightening."
Gritty, funny, well-crafted.
Amazon, or whatever...
With Campbell's Soup in the news amidst a scandal, I thought it might be a good time to post this gem again. Yer welcome.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
With Campbell's Soup in the news amidst a scandal, I thought it might be a good time to post this gem again. Yer welcome.
I've posted this before. You might want to save it for when a clever MAGA accuses you of the Fox News expression "Trump Derangement Syndrome.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I've posted this before. You might want to save it for when a clever MAGA accuses you of the Fox News expression "Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Hegseth is such an incompetent amateur. Read his immature post, and then the one deflating response. Laughable.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hegseth is such an incompetent amateur. Read his immature post, and then the one deflating response. Laughable.
This is a nice tidy graphic of what I've been saying for decades.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is a nice tidy graphic of what I've been saying for decades.
MAGAs are so gullible. They're the ones with TDS.
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
MAGAs are so gullible. They're the ones with TDS.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has announced her retirement. She says she will move to Easter Island to be with "her people."
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has announced her retirement. She says she will move to Easter Island to be with "her people."
She plans on moving to Easter Island, where she will be buried in the ground up to her chest.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
She plans on moving to Easter Island, where she will be buried in the ground up to her chest.
Did anyone notice President Dumbfuck refer to former NY mayor Bill de Blasio today as "Dave" de Blasio? 😆
He's circling the drain.
He's circling the drain.
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Did anyone notice President Dumbfuck refer to former NY mayor Bill de Blasio today as "Dave" de Blasio? 😆
He's circling the drain.
He's circling the drain.
Laura Loomer, semi-famous moron, was fooled, unsurprisingly...
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Laura Loomer, semi-famous moron, was fooled, unsurprisingly...
