Paul Scarpelli
@paulscarpelli.bsky.social
Pragmatic shitposting libtardo, ex-pro drummer, Cat. 2 bike racer, writer, former Fortune 500 director, White Sox fan, Golden Retriever (Max), #RESIST!
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Trump has no long-term plan for moving manufacturing back. It takes years to make the transition, but he's a squirrel who constantly changes his mind.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Trump has no long-term plan for moving manufacturing back. It takes years to make the transition, but he's a squirrel who constantly changes his mind.
BRILLIANT response from Preznit Big Brain! I'm surprised he didn't call her "a poopie-head."
Donald Trump is a disgusting buffoon without a single redeeming quality.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
BRILLIANT response from Preznit Big Brain! I'm surprised he didn't call her "a poopie-head."
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Our taxpayer dollars LITERALLY PROTECTING PEDOPHILES!
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Our taxpayer dollars LITERALLY PROTECTING PEDOPHILES!
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Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …
When Trump is pontificating, he squints; as if he's staring at an eclipse; to look serious and "smart." He thinks we'll believe his river of lies.
I wish he knew he looks like a tin-pot phony.
I wish he knew he looks like a tin-pot phony.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When Trump is pontificating, he squints; as if he's staring at an eclipse; to look serious and "smart." He thinks we'll believe his river of lies.
I wish he knew he looks like a tin-pot phony.
I wish he knew he looks like a tin-pot phony.
MAGA has retreated to this posture. They're incorrigable loyalists.
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
MAGA has retreated to this posture. They're incorrigable loyalists.
Okay, it's fake, but too funny not to post.
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Okay, it's fake, but too funny not to post.
Talking to YOU Charlie Kirk. Oops. Forgot. Nevermind.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Talking to YOU Charlie Kirk. Oops. Forgot. Nevermind.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Self-professed "Alpha Male" Nick Adams, gaslighting everyone.
ZERO SCANDALS?? HAHAHAHA!!!
ZERO SCANDALS?? HAHAHAHA!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Self-professed "Alpha Male" Nick Adams, gaslighting everyone.
ZERO SCANDALS?? HAHAHAHA!!!
ZERO SCANDALS?? HAHAHAHA!!!
Trump's not a deal maker. He's used to stiffing small vendors, and having them settle for 1/3 the amount, or he'll sue them into bankruptcy. He's a bully who negotiates "against;" not "with." On the world stage, he's laughably overmatched.
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Trump's not a deal maker. He's used to stiffing small vendors, and having them settle for 1/3 the amount, or he'll sue them into bankruptcy. He's a bully who negotiates "against;" not "with." On the world stage, he's laughably overmatched.
Whenever you hear someone talking some Trump bullshit, or repeating MAGA/Fox News talking points, remember to tell them they have "Trump Derangement Syndrome." It's time for the Left to co-opt that expression and shove it back down their gullets.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Whenever you hear someone talking some Trump bullshit, or repeating MAGA/Fox News talking points, remember to tell them they have "Trump Derangement Syndrome." It's time for the Left to co-opt that expression and shove it back down their gullets.
The laughable Trump tariffs are like having a swear jar in your house. You're so giddy when it's full that you stupidly forget you're the bozo who put all the money in it.
Apparently, "cursing increases revenue!" 🤑
Apparently, "cursing increases revenue!" 🤑
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The laughable Trump tariffs are like having a swear jar in your house. You're so giddy when it's full that you stupidly forget you're the bozo who put all the money in it.
Apparently, "cursing increases revenue!" 🤑
Apparently, "cursing increases revenue!" 🤑
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‼️‼️ Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
‼️‼️ Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
Use this as reference for when a MAGA argues. It's verbatim from the DoD Law Manual.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Use this as reference for when a MAGA argues. It's verbatim from the DoD Law Manual.
I feel bad for Reynolds Wolf. After all these years at TWC, he's still a weekend/fill-in guy, toiling in the long shadow of Jim Cantore. He's working on Thanksgiving.
I fully expect him to snap and torch the place...
I fully expect him to snap and torch the place...
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I feel bad for Reynolds Wolf. After all these years at TWC, he's still a weekend/fill-in guy, toiling in the long shadow of Jim Cantore. He's working on Thanksgiving.
I fully expect him to snap and torch the place...
I fully expect him to snap and torch the place...
It'll be heavily redacted, with no mention of Trump. A joke. Anticipate great disappointment.
Then become furious and demand transparency.
Then become furious and demand transparency.
‼️‼️ Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It'll be heavily redacted, with no mention of Trump. A joke. Anticipate great disappointment.
Then become furious and demand transparency.
Then become furious and demand transparency.
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This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
Fact-checked. True story.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fact-checked. True story.
I recommend "Humans, Being," a collection of micro-fiction by my friend Jimmy Doom.
"365 stories encompassing a cross section of America - the beautiful, the outrageous, the mundane, and the frightening."
Gritty, funny, well-crafted.
Amazon, or whatever...
"365 stories encompassing a cross section of America - the beautiful, the outrageous, the mundane, and the frightening."
Gritty, funny, well-crafted.
Amazon, or whatever...
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I recommend "Humans, Being," a collection of micro-fiction by my friend Jimmy Doom.
"365 stories encompassing a cross section of America - the beautiful, the outrageous, the mundane, and the frightening."
Gritty, funny, well-crafted.
Amazon, or whatever...
"365 stories encompassing a cross section of America - the beautiful, the outrageous, the mundane, and the frightening."
Gritty, funny, well-crafted.
Amazon, or whatever...
Trump couldn't carry Kelly's jock.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Trump couldn't carry Kelly's jock.
In case you didn't realize Trump is a stooge; a puppet; a useful idiot.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
In case you didn't realize Trump is a stooge; a puppet; a useful idiot.
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Trump is a demented, sundowning easily manipulated felon, who rambles and threatens others to get his way. He's staggeringly unqualified for office
"During the phone call, Witkoff allegedly advises Yuri Ushakov, Russian President Vladimir Putin's foreign policy adviser, on how to manage Trump"
"During the phone call, Witkoff allegedly advises Yuri Ushakov, Russian President Vladimir Putin's foreign policy adviser, on how to manage Trump"
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Trump is a demented, sundowning easily manipulated felon, who rambles and threatens others to get his way. He's staggeringly unqualified for office
"During the phone call, Witkoff allegedly advises Yuri Ushakov, Russian President Vladimir Putin's foreign policy adviser, on how to manage Trump"
"During the phone call, Witkoff allegedly advises Yuri Ushakov, Russian President Vladimir Putin's foreign policy adviser, on how to manage Trump"