Patrick Fitzgerald
@patmfitz.bsky.social
Politics and parody. Writer of funny song lyrics and parody songs on my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@patmfitz
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Tell that to your wife.
Orange Man, Look At Your Wife (Donald Trump song parody / Neil Young "Old Man")
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Tell that to your wife.
I think they gave her lunch 😜
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I think they gave her lunch 😜
All she would need is a broom:
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
All she would need is a broom:
Thankfully we got out of the biz.
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Thankfully we got out of the biz.
The only one who comes close is this smug smiler:
Smile (Kevin Hassett song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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December 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The only one who comes close is this smug smiler:
👆 this is the real answer
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
👆 this is the real answer
I’m in Atlanta and I just randomly burst into song.
I'm Proud to be an American / Canadian! (Song parody "God Bless the U.S.A.")
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m in Atlanta and I just randomly burst into song.
Reposted by Patrick Fitzgerald
Mittens was the best part, but I wonder how you're going to handle bringing him back after the tragic mulching accident in the first book.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Mittens was the best part, but I wonder how you're going to handle bringing him back after the tragic mulching accident in the first book.
He's not going to make it another year, is he?
It's Beginning To Look Like Trump's Last Christmas (song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
He's not going to make it another year, is he?
It reminds me of the lawyerly saying "never ask a question for which you don't already know the answer". I presume they knew all about this, and by putting it out there not only exposed it, but caused people to deny it, which later blew up in their faces.
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It reminds me of the lawyerly saying "never ask a question for which you don't already know the answer". I presume they knew all about this, and by putting it out there not only exposed it, but caused people to deny it, which later blew up in their faces.
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
And given half a chance
When invoking the twenty fifth
You know who we’re then stuck with?
Yes, it’s JD Vance
And given half a chance
When invoking the twenty fifth
You know who we’re then stuck with?
Yes, it’s JD Vance
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
And given half a chance
When invoking the twenty fifth
You know who we’re then stuck with?
Yes, it’s JD Vance
And given half a chance
When invoking the twenty fifth
You know who we’re then stuck with?
Yes, it’s JD Vance
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
His cognitive decline
He keeps bragging about the test
And claiming it was the best
We know that for dementia that’s a sign
His cognitive decline
He keeps bragging about the test
And claiming it was the best
We know that for dementia that’s a sign
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
His cognitive decline
He keeps bragging about the test
And claiming it was the best
We know that for dementia that’s a sign
His cognitive decline
He keeps bragging about the test
And claiming it was the best
We know that for dementia that’s a sign
As he continues to choke
Down fried chicken and Coke
His doctors report on his youth
Cholesterol numbers
And afternoon slumbers
Reveal that it isn’t the truth
And we can’t wait until it’s time to use the voting booth
Down fried chicken and Coke
His doctors report on his youth
Cholesterol numbers
And afternoon slumbers
Reveal that it isn’t the truth
And we can’t wait until it’s time to use the voting booth
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
As he continues to choke
Down fried chicken and Coke
His doctors report on his youth
Cholesterol numbers
And afternoon slumbers
Reveal that it isn’t the truth
And we can’t wait until it’s time to use the voting booth
Down fried chicken and Coke
His doctors report on his youth
Cholesterol numbers
And afternoon slumbers
Reveal that it isn’t the truth
And we can’t wait until it’s time to use the voting booth
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
He will falsify
As he’s standing there on his plane
He keeps bragging ‘bout his brain
Perfect MRI
He will falsify
As he’s standing there on his plane
He keeps bragging ‘bout his brain
Perfect MRI
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
He will falsify
As he’s standing there on his plane
He keeps bragging ‘bout his brain
Perfect MRI
He will falsify
As he’s standing there on his plane
He keeps bragging ‘bout his brain
Perfect MRI
I had to cut back, now I only do my morning MRI.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I had to cut back, now I only do my morning MRI.
My mother has learned that she needs to turn that off when I’m near, but it’s 24/7 other times unfortunately. I was able to surreptitiously turn off phone notifications from FoxNews.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My mother has learned that she needs to turn that off when I’m near, but it’s 24/7 other times unfortunately. I was able to surreptitiously turn off phone notifications from FoxNews.
Wait, your profile says you live in the U.S… oh yeah…
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Wait, your profile says you live in the U.S… oh yeah…