Big Kim Woof-Woof
@pastrysaint.bsky.social
Any pronouns will do.
DVD Curator. Hedonite of Slaanesh.
Philosophy Graduate. Neurodivergent and Queer.
Likes: Discworld; The Tiger Lillies; UK comedy; Muppets; and Dr Who.
DVD Curator. Hedonite of Slaanesh.
Philosophy Graduate. Neurodivergent and Queer.
Likes: Discworld; The Tiger Lillies; UK comedy; Muppets; and Dr Who.
I love these biscuits.
Yes, I do have the culinary sophistication of a rabid five-year-old at a birthday party... thanks for noticing.
Yes, I do have the culinary sophistication of a rabid five-year-old at a birthday party... thanks for noticing.
January 29, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I love these biscuits.
Yes, I do have the culinary sophistication of a rabid five-year-old at a birthday party... thanks for noticing.
Yes, I do have the culinary sophistication of a rabid five-year-old at a birthday party... thanks for noticing.
Rather surprised that in Andy Serkis's reading of 'Small Gods' he elected to pronounce Brutha as, basically, "brother".
I always assumed it was Brew-tha, like Luther.
Am I alone?
#Discworld
I always assumed it was Brew-tha, like Luther.
Am I alone?
#Discworld
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Rather surprised that in Andy Serkis's reading of 'Small Gods' he elected to pronounce Brutha as, basically, "brother".
I always assumed it was Brew-tha, like Luther.
Am I alone?
#Discworld
I always assumed it was Brew-tha, like Luther.
Am I alone?
#Discworld
My lovely horse... almost done.
His rider should be in the saddle before the month is out, too.
#WIPWednesday
His rider should be in the saddle before the month is out, too.
#WIPWednesday
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 PM
My lovely horse... almost done.
His rider should be in the saddle before the month is out, too.
#WIPWednesday
His rider should be in the saddle before the month is out, too.
#WIPWednesday
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There is no justice. There is just us.
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 AM
There is no justice. There is just us.
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Today I taught my three-year-old niece to say "ni!"
I'm sure her parents will appreciate that.
I'm sure her parents will appreciate that.
a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and says ni
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and says ni
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January 26, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Today I taught my three-year-old niece to say "ni!"
I'm sure her parents will appreciate that.
I'm sure her parents will appreciate that.
Anyone else fancy a kebab?
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Anyone else fancy a kebab?
"Kermit's voice isn't right".
I don't think people realise that its not just some voice-over guy. The Muppet guys are performers, they're turning a bag of felt into a genuine character. It's a real art form.
Considering that, I think it's amazing how good they are replicating old voices!
#Muppets
I don't think people realise that its not just some voice-over guy. The Muppet guys are performers, they're turning a bag of felt into a genuine character. It's a real art form.
Considering that, I think it's amazing how good they are replicating old voices!
#Muppets
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
"Kermit's voice isn't right".
I don't think people realise that its not just some voice-over guy. The Muppet guys are performers, they're turning a bag of felt into a genuine character. It's a real art form.
Considering that, I think it's amazing how good they are replicating old voices!
#Muppets
I don't think people realise that its not just some voice-over guy. The Muppet guys are performers, they're turning a bag of felt into a genuine character. It's a real art form.
Considering that, I think it's amazing how good they are replicating old voices!
#Muppets
Even if you're entirely objective about it, Graham Linehan just LOOKS like someone who stays up all night harassing women on the internet.
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Even if you're entirely objective about it, Graham Linehan just LOOKS like someone who stays up all night harassing women on the internet.
Magnificent advice, right there.
Carry yourself today with the confidence of Brian Blessed in a ridiculous costume.
January 24, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Magnificent advice, right there.
When I first entered the #Warhammer hobby, the first models I fell in love with were these glorious Slaanesh Chaos Champions, sculpted by Jes Goodwin. Yeah, I'm old.
I'm proud them. They were a joy to paint!
#Slaanesh
I'm proud them. They were a joy to paint!
#Slaanesh
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
When I first entered the #Warhammer hobby, the first models I fell in love with were these glorious Slaanesh Chaos Champions, sculpted by Jes Goodwin. Yeah, I'm old.
I'm proud them. They were a joy to paint!
#Slaanesh
I'm proud them. They were a joy to paint!
#Slaanesh
I grew up with the 1987 'Masters of the Universe' movie.
The toys? Never had them. The cartoon? Nope, never watched it.
But I loved the movie. It was my 'Star Wars'.
So this new #MotU movie probably isn't for me.
The toys? Never had them. The cartoon? Nope, never watched it.
But I loved the movie. It was my 'Star Wars'.
So this new #MotU movie probably isn't for me.
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I grew up with the 1987 'Masters of the Universe' movie.
The toys? Never had them. The cartoon? Nope, never watched it.
But I loved the movie. It was my 'Star Wars'.
So this new #MotU movie probably isn't for me.
The toys? Never had them. The cartoon? Nope, never watched it.
But I loved the movie. It was my 'Star Wars'.
So this new #MotU movie probably isn't for me.
January 22, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Bloody hell, it seems there's quite a lot of #Warhammer based activity on here.
Might have to post some pictures of my depraved little miniatures sometime!
Might have to post some pictures of my depraved little miniatures sometime!
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Bloody hell, it seems there's quite a lot of #Warhammer based activity on here.
Might have to post some pictures of my depraved little miniatures sometime!
Might have to post some pictures of my depraved little miniatures sometime!
I've already got fifteen Hellstriders.
Naturally I just went and bought another box of them.
Will I ever need them? Probably not.
Slaanesh is the god of excess, so...
#Warhammer
Naturally I just went and bought another box of them.
Will I ever need them? Probably not.
Slaanesh is the god of excess, so...
#Warhammer
January 22, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I've already got fifteen Hellstriders.
Naturally I just went and bought another box of them.
Will I ever need them? Probably not.
Slaanesh is the god of excess, so...
#Warhammer
Naturally I just went and bought another box of them.
Will I ever need them? Probably not.
Slaanesh is the god of excess, so...
#Warhammer
Sendle really have given up...
January 22, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Sendle really have given up...
I've already had my mid-life crisis.
It mainly involved ceasing to be a horny, angry, preening, arrogant, alcohol-fuelled, eye-liner-smeared, mentally-unstable man-bitch.
I've kept the top hat, though.
It mainly involved ceasing to be a horny, angry, preening, arrogant, alcohol-fuelled, eye-liner-smeared, mentally-unstable man-bitch.
I've kept the top hat, though.
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 AM
I've already had my mid-life crisis.
It mainly involved ceasing to be a horny, angry, preening, arrogant, alcohol-fuelled, eye-liner-smeared, mentally-unstable man-bitch.
I've kept the top hat, though.
It mainly involved ceasing to be a horny, angry, preening, arrogant, alcohol-fuelled, eye-liner-smeared, mentally-unstable man-bitch.
I've kept the top hat, though.
I'd love to see Phill Jupitus do #Taskmaster.
Hell, I'd love to see him do anything again!
Hell, I'd love to see him do anything again!
January 20, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I'd love to see Phill Jupitus do #Taskmaster.
Hell, I'd love to see him do anything again!
Hell, I'd love to see him do anything again!
I'm technically a millennial.
But I feel like I have crossed oceans of time.
But I feel like I have crossed oceans of time.
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I'm technically a millennial.
But I feel like I have crossed oceans of time.
But I feel like I have crossed oceans of time.
If you put Brian Blessed and Stephen Fry in a blender, and then moulded the resultant gloop into the shape of an actor, you'd have the perfect person to play Mustrum Ridcully.
#Discworld
#Discworld
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 AM
If you put Brian Blessed and Stephen Fry in a blender, and then moulded the resultant gloop into the shape of an actor, you'd have the perfect person to play Mustrum Ridcully.
#Discworld
#Discworld
Can you get shadowbanned on Instagram?
Asking for a friend...
Asking for a friend...
January 18, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Can you get shadowbanned on Instagram?
Asking for a friend...
Asking for a friend...
It's just me and the cat for the next week or so.
We're gonna watch my newly acquired blu-ray box set of #LordOfTheRings on the big telly!
And eat biscuits. Not the same type, obviously.
We're gonna watch my newly acquired blu-ray box set of #LordOfTheRings on the big telly!
And eat biscuits. Not the same type, obviously.
January 17, 2026 at 10:19 AM
It's just me and the cat for the next week or so.
We're gonna watch my newly acquired blu-ray box set of #LordOfTheRings on the big telly!
And eat biscuits. Not the same type, obviously.
We're gonna watch my newly acquired blu-ray box set of #LordOfTheRings on the big telly!
And eat biscuits. Not the same type, obviously.
Nowadays, instead of wasting all my money on alcohol, I just waste most of my money on purple paints for my Warhammer models.
Much better for my liver, at least.
Much better for my liver, at least.
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Nowadays, instead of wasting all my money on alcohol, I just waste most of my money on purple paints for my Warhammer models.
Much better for my liver, at least.
Much better for my liver, at least.
I'm currently re-reading Brian Blessed's memoir, 'Absolute Pandemonium'. My gods, you'd never believe some of his anecdotes if it wasn't Brian telling them. What a glorious human being.
#Varooonik!
#Varooonik!
a man with a beard is holding a piece of paper in front of a wall with pictures of people on it
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a piece of paper in front of a wall with pictures of people on it
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January 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I'm currently re-reading Brian Blessed's memoir, 'Absolute Pandemonium'. My gods, you'd never believe some of his anecdotes if it wasn't Brian telling them. What a glorious human being.
#Varooonik!
#Varooonik!