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Louie
@pastafagottini.bsky.social
· May 22
If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s staring forlorn.
My litter box wrapped ranked poop highest amongst daily scoops this year, followed by pee.
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My litter box wrapped ranked poop highest amongst daily scoops this year, followed by pee.
Just a boy and his snow suit
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just a boy and his snow suit
Alright, I’m willing to entertain the idea that Halloween may be coming to an end. 🥺
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Alright, I’m willing to entertain the idea that Halloween may be coming to an end. 🥺
Finishing my shoveled sidewalk with Maldon salt👌🏻
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Finishing my shoveled sidewalk with Maldon salt👌🏻
Up early, blow torching some minis.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Up early, blow torching some minis.
My ongoing pilgrimage to play Chicago’s most beloved pinball machines continues. Anyone have a favorite machine or venue to play at?
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My ongoing pilgrimage to play Chicago’s most beloved pinball machines continues. Anyone have a favorite machine or venue to play at?
For those curious, my interests include giardiniera, parquet wood floors, stealing from CVS and chest hair.
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
For those curious, my interests include giardiniera, parquet wood floors, stealing from CVS and chest hair.
With a heavy heart I can confirm—my cat has been adjusting the thermostat to his liking while I’m away.
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
With a heavy heart I can confirm—my cat has been adjusting the thermostat to his liking while I’m away.
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it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
First wintry ride of the season has arrived 😊
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
First wintry ride of the season has arrived 😊
I’m not looking for love, I’m looking for the nearest TouchTunes
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m not looking for love, I’m looking for the nearest TouchTunes
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Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
“An early sonic ultrasound revealed a fetal heart rate within normal range and what appeared to be the bag pipe intro from Jepsen’s 2015 hit “Run Away With Me.” “
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“An early sonic ultrasound revealed a fetal heart rate within normal range and what appeared to be the bag pipe intro from Jepsen’s 2015 hit “Run Away With Me.” “
If anyone needs me I’m off the floor eating the world’s saddest banana
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If anyone needs me I’m off the floor eating the world’s saddest banana
Trick or treat, I’m the X-Files intro 🛸
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Trick or treat, I’m the X-Files intro 🛸
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You guys wanna see my Spookytown?
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You guys wanna see my Spookytown?
🎶 Let’s Hear It for the Boi 🎶
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
🎶 Let’s Hear It for the Boi 🎶
My GP leading this morning with “penis looks good”
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My GP leading this morning with “penis looks good”
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State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.
Put my decorations up
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Put my decorations up
Sneaking shrimp cocktail into this matinee like the piece of shit I am 😈
October 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Sneaking shrimp cocktail into this matinee like the piece of shit I am 😈
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Free whistles on Clark just north of Lawrence out front of the funeral care by Village Discount
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Free whistles on Clark just north of Lawrence out front of the funeral care by Village Discount
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Happy Indigenous People's Day from an Italian heritage street festival in Chicago's Viagra triangle where, yes, Bob Fioretti, dressed in a "Dignitary" sash, is collecting signatures for yet another run for elected office
October 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Happy Indigenous People's Day from an Italian heritage street festival in Chicago's Viagra triangle where, yes, Bob Fioretti, dressed in a "Dignitary" sash, is collecting signatures for yet another run for elected office