Heranimos Swingle, Padded Gambeson Man
@pashaspider.bsky.social
Maybe sing songs that remind me of the good times ...? Leave that tub un-thumped! You’ll get one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer, Hell still ain't half full!
is the cure to loneliness mobilizing thousands of your friends to etch giant pictures in the ground that can be seen from space?
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
is the cure to loneliness mobilizing thousands of your friends to etch giant pictures in the ground that can be seen from space?
Citoyens!
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Citoyens!
This is why more people are acknowledging that Kuvira was 70% right and 30% wrong.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is why more people are acknowledging that Kuvira was 70% right and 30% wrong.
"There are Tigers roaming this world, and we must recognize this or perish." What did he know?
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"There are Tigers roaming this world, and we must recognize this or perish." What did he know?
Old Hickory really did it, lol.
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Old Hickory really did it, lol.
"oh, i'm afraid the model train layout will be quite intermodal by the time your friends arrive"
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"oh, i'm afraid the model train layout will be quite intermodal by the time your friends arrive"
Only man can defeat monsters.
October 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Only man can defeat monsters.
It was not a place or deed of honor, for they hid it in the dark and drowned it.
October 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It was not a place or deed of honor, for they hid it in the dark and drowned it.
Nabiullina right now
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Nabiullina right now
this is a man sitting in his study outside Schreiberhau on New Year's Day 1945 recording a suicide note
October 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this is a man sitting in his study outside Schreiberhau on New Year's Day 1945 recording a suicide note
say what you will, but he was a LION
October 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
say what you will, but he was a LION
the prince isn't even home anyway he's roaming the overworld with a band of circus freaks he calls "the adventuring party" torturing animals and robbing shopkeepers
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
the prince isn't even home anyway he's roaming the overworld with a band of circus freaks he calls "the adventuring party" torturing animals and robbing shopkeepers
But at least they're all standardized, right?
October 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
But at least they're all standardized, right?
my revan is not a sith
he may be a liar, a dictator, a mass murderer, a sith, but he is NOT a jizz wailer
he may be a liar, a dictator, a mass murderer, a sith, but he is NOT a jizz wailer
September 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
my revan is not a sith
he may be a liar, a dictator, a mass murderer, a sith, but he is NOT a jizz wailer
he may be a liar, a dictator, a mass murderer, a sith, but he is NOT a jizz wailer
Trick question, the Iron Warrior doesn't have hands, he has clamps.
September 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Trick question, the Iron Warrior doesn't have hands, he has clamps.
Fella had some luscious locks.
September 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Fella had some luscious locks.
(whispers) Jedi Prince series
September 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
(whispers) Jedi Prince series
If I was a billionaire I'd turn this into a star chamber and run @karnesmellagio.bsky.social through its wheels of (in)justice, @semperfitrex.bsky.social.
September 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If I was a billionaire I'd turn this into a star chamber and run @karnesmellagio.bsky.social through its wheels of (in)justice, @semperfitrex.bsky.social.
"but black dynamite, i sell drugs to the community"
bsky.app/profile/semp...
bsky.app/profile/semp...
September 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"but black dynamite, i sell drugs to the community"
bsky.app/profile/semp...
bsky.app/profile/semp...
coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb
August 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb
And I'll do it again.
August 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
And I'll do it again.