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Whatever the opposite of an enlightened centrist is.

Citizen of the Greatest Nation in This or Any Age (Washington State).

Counter-Zionist.
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I am really, REALLY curious what exactly Sarah Hurwitz thinks the lesson of the Holocaust is supposed to be if it's not "fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people"???
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Genuinely horrific to see influential Jewish groups in America openly saying that their TOP TWO priorities in the year 2025 is to facilitate the fascist take over of social media and to weaken teacher's unions.

Tikkun Olam is dead; our people embracing full-on Olam haTohu. Real Klippot Hours here.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
> today's new bsky MC
> only 3 posts
> One of them's about Woody Allen

If we're lucky, we still might get to see a cross-over with the 80-year-old Dutch guy who obsessively name-searches Woody Allen on Twitter, Bsky, and Insta to take every opportunity to yell that he thinks Woody is innocent.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
> "Lord Ravenloft"

Rolling on the floor imagining Strahd fucking with some random-ass adventurers at dinner by just throwing this statement into the conversation like it's a live hand grenade.

It especially adds to it that the person he's responding to here is Japanese. Peak Strahd behavior.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Not a crash out, guys. Nosiree.
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
lol. lmao.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
DO NOT Google Ehud Olmert's opinion about the ongoing Gaza War, nor what he wrote in his OWN memoirs about why the 2008 swap fell through.

"Abbas rejected it" is such disingenuous bullshit. "Liberal" Christian Zionists Stop Repeating Literal Netanyahu Propaganda Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE).
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What I honestly think separates Jewish legal tradition from the modern traditions of American Originalist Tabula Rossa and Hasidic Reactionary Theocracy is that Rabbinic Judaism asks you to imagine that judges weren't literally born yesterday, and admit that the law is interpreted by human beings.
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
John Johnson, in the Hall of Hewn Stones: "They just list the explicitly illegal settlements and help you move to them and buy them, but they don't actually sell them or profit off you living in them."

President of the Rabbis: "Either get up and exile yourself or we will excommunicate you."
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Is this a joke?
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Trying to explain to midwesters why a "local problem" matters nationally:

"Seen the Avengers? My wife just loves that Thor fella. Well did ya know that it and 55% of ALL OTHER movies globally are made in the SAME town? Btw, guess what. I just learned that the NY in NYT actually stands for somethin"
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You can't convince me that this is anything but reactionary curmudgeonism. Born of the same impulses that gave us such hits as:

> "Look at those teens, pants sagging. Buy a belt!"
> "These so-called 'musicians' don't even realize the bass is meant to be played with a bow."
> "It's *figuratively*."
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Founders wrote with the goal of empowering the US enough to punish treason while restricting it form arbitrarily inventing new kinds of treason

But they clearly understood "assembling to overthrow the government or coerce its conduct" to be SQUARELY within the OLD, established kinds of treason
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oldham's Opinion also includes a citation to a YouTube livestream of ~himself~ giving a talk at the Heritage Foundation less than a month prior to this opinion going out.

This country's judiciary is such a fucking joke.
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Can't believe CNL's posting this "We won't burn bridges w/ race science nativists if they're popular. We have to win," while simultaneously touting "We're the last bastion of principled liberalism, the only ones willing to push back against Mamdani's populism when no one else would! No endorsement."
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Know why America became the economic hegemon while its sister Canada didn't?
Cause Canadian provinces charge tariffs *on each other.*

Freedom of Movement
Freedom of Trade
Freedom of Speech
for All Those Wrapped in the Protective Embrace of Providence, Liberty, and their Daughter Columbia.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
HOLY SHIT HE'S ALIVE????
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Tokyo "Suburb"
Seattle "Suburb"
New York "Suburb" (prewar)
New York "Suburb" (postwar)
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Shapiro is such a piece of shit. Especially on deportations.

"If you believe that the Jewish state has a right to exist, then you must allow Israel to transfer the Palestinians and the Israeli-Arabs from Judea, Samaria, Gaza, and Israel proper. It's an ugly solution, but it's the only solution."
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"By eager home buyers" is ONE HELL of a way of saying "by the people who A) didn't get their GI Bills revoked/denied FHA loans for being black and B) didn't ask for a mortgage in a neighborhood that wasn't SFH-only."
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Our president had dinner with Nick Fuentes.

But he gets away with laundering his antisemitism because liberal jews have decided it's more worth their time to do this JBP-level of semantic obstructionist "um, actually, according to my narrow legal interpretation, AIPAC doesn't technically 'act.'"
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
There is just no objective standard by which unearthing a body from its "tomb" is obviously "UNNATURAL" but its very internment within such a man-made structure in the first place somehow *isn't*

Mother Nature does not let the dead rest in peace in their Catacombs. ~We~ do that.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I can tell you EXACTLY how we get out of this.
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You may notice, but only if you have a really high IQ capable of passing the LSAT, that there's a teeny-tiny little difference between "streamlining the process of swear ins to ensure an elected representative is admitted" and "refusing to swear in an elected representative for six weeks."
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reminded of how Lionel De Rothschild was elected three times in a row to the British Parliament, but was barred from being sworn in because he wouldn't renounce Judaism and swear a Christian oath.

Except, this time, the Christian oath is a MAGA one, I guess. With a new messiah to come with.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM