Aaron Faanes
parsegrapher.bsky.social
Aaron Faanes
@parsegrapher.bsky.social
Software dev, Cali/Texas, INFJ, divorced, millennial. Likes reading about Jung, IFS, programming, art, social change.
turning point is somewhere around here:
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reading her text to him, I feel like she thinks Trump is redeemable. She says to "Lean into it."

Trump doesn't buy it b/c he's not really a believer in anything, not even mercy. He doesn't trust anyone, can't deflect it, and no one is able to defend him right now. He can only buy time and lash out.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
At the state level, there's a lot of variety, and even when they've been extended, only some have "lookback windows" or "revival windows" that allow victims to file charges if they were abused before the law was passed. Here's one map, but it really does vary by state:
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's what? Corny? It's corny? Of course it's corny! We wouldn't have him say the flipping thing if it wasn't corny! Look. No. It's not a question. This is a setup for the whole rest of the thing! Don't- don't- don't tell me it's corny. We're locked into this SOUTHERN SPEAR. Right? We're locked in!
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Virginia Giuffre says in "Nobody's Girl" that Epstein himself made these same pseudoscientific arguments to justify his crimes, too:
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
They cant even look at him. Only Scalise could barely manage to pull it off.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
LANDON: are you still getting calls from reporters re Trump?
EPSTEIN: everyday
LANDON: everyone except the NYT it seems:)

(not a journalist, but maybe Landon had exclusive access with Epstein? does it work like that with celebrities?)
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"[Steve Bannon] should not defend that shit. He can defend populist/nationalism all he wants, but when he bullies people defending obvious Trump lies, he loses credibility."

-Kathy Ruemmler on Steve Bannon in 2018
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"Now you can understand why trump wakes up in the middle of the night sweating when he hears you and I are friends"
-Epstein, 6/28/2019

Apparently plotting both a movie with Chomsky and also the Sep 2019 elections in Israel with someone who wants to announce he's Ehud Barak's "strategic advisor"
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Larry Summers? The economist? They're merely talking about sports here!
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"you might want to tell your dem friends that treating trump like a mafia don, ignores the fact that he has great
dangerous power. . tightening the noose too slowly, risks a very bad situation." -Epstein in 2018
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
anon: "i dont want to come early to find trump in your house"
Fri, Dec 8, 2017
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
tbf no one liked schumer before. The most we liked him was:

a.) two days ago when he lost a vote.
b.) when he finally started posting tiktok-style videos and cussing

And even then he was at like 20% approval

But who best to replace? He’s more progressive than he appears. His prob is out of touch.
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
(also pretty sure this graphic is is AI-generated, haha)
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Now that you know more of the facts, it's time for you to think carefully and decide what you think of the king. Don't just trust the person with the loudest trumpet." - Kash Patel, in wizard form
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Is this why the LOTR references are there? Because they dog-whistle to these fucking QAnon-adjacent books?
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The third book, "The Plot Against the King 3: The Return of the King" 'is the final book in the Plot Against The King Trilogy. This book continues the silly yet important journey of the MAGA King as he returns to take down Comma-la-la-la and reclaim his throne.'
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The second book, "The Plot Against the King 2,000 Mules" 'tells the fantastical story of how two inquisitive minds, Dinesh and Debbie, search for the truth and uncover evidence of a terrible scheme to elect Sleepy Joe instead of King Donald on Choosing Day.'
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Kash Patel has also (I shit you not) authored three children's books, a series called "The Plot Against the King". The first one was released in 2022, regarding the Steele dossier.

The investigation is called "The Quest for the Truth about the Plot against the King".
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"In October 2022, Patel met Alexis Wilkins, a country singer, at an event as part of the ReAwaken America Tour. They began dating in January 2023"

What's the ReAwaken America Tour? A far-right and Christian nationalist movement launched in 2021 by entrepreneur Clay Clark and Michael Flynn.
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Remember this cringe picture? Well, this stuff is from the the Kash Foundation, "a nonprofit that helps participants in the January 6 United States Capitol attack pay legal costs and sells merchandise branded as K$H"
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"I thought I heard singing, sir."
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
reminds me of 'sinners in the hand of an angry god'
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM