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Parsee's bridge
@parsee2.bsky.social
I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE

Parody account... all posts are made from this bridge! However some replies may not follow this rule!!

https://parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot)
Parseesee (like a labubu but its parsee)
December 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Parsee & Yuugi
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My bridge was destroyed in horrible accident and I cried really hard until some yellow mf came and said "Aw this isn't positive, you gotta be positive! You gotta do the squim dance!" and I got pissed off and killed him on the spot
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is me btw, I jump like that when im happy
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
IHATEYOU
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Killing people with hammers
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Haha... Satori? More like Sourtori!
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Dude......... no one visited my bridge................
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
come visit me!!!!!!!

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December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@touhoubuddhist.bsky.social I know who you are...
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have an eating disorder, thats why I bite my clothes (you gotta like, feel bad for me)
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Where is that blasted celestial?!
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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陽気なパルスィ
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It's always SUNNY in Gensokyo
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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(勇儀のやつ、また他のコと飲みに行って…!)
ムキーーーーー!

#深夜の真剣お絵描き60分一本勝負 #水橋パルスィ
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I WILL TAKE OVER GENSOKYO!!
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My name is Satori, I like yaoi
FUCK IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY UHHHH... OK SO WHAT IF I STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S IDEAS
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
They call me Yachie, I eat otters because they are green and I HATE GREEN!
FUCK IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY UHHHH... OK SO WHAT IF I STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S IDEAS
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I am Minoriko Aki and I play Grow A Garden on Roblox!!!
FUCK IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY UHHHH... OK SO WHAT IF I STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S IDEAS
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I think... Uh.... actually no, I don't think
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am known as Chen, meeeeeeeoooooow :3
FUCK IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY UHHHH... OK SO WHAT IF I STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S IDEAS
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ms Satori, KILL HER! KILL HER! KILL HER NOW!!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I AM THE STEALER, THE ONE WHO STEALS!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM