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Parsee's bridge
@parsee2.bsky.social
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I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE

Parody account... all posts are made from this bridge! However some replies may not follow this rule!!

https://parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot)

(Also, account ran by a certain "chulde" girl...)
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parsee2.bsky.social
Are you LAUGHING at me you bitch?!
January 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM
parsee2.bsky.social
Visit my bridge.

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January 25, 2026 at 8:16 PM
parsee2.bsky.social
I'm so strong I grew muscles in my eyes! (It's a tumor I think I'm gonna die)
January 25, 2026 at 7:09 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
I do not trust that fuckass nuclear bird heating up my food anymore
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
Yamame does this daily btw
a video game screen shows a bee with a kill score of 1:34
ALT: a video game screen shows a bee with a kill score of 1:34
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
Me when I have to kill all my friends because I am bored:
a close up of a cartoon character with green hair and glasses making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with green hair and glasses making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
Boo!
January 25, 2026 at 6:57 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
The Allegations are true.
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
Just remembered Seiga is still alive that's so fucked up how can they let her continue being alive
January 24, 2026 at 4:16 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
Smells like gay around here
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
Man I miss being high...........
January 24, 2026 at 4:13 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
When they talk about "the yellow one" that's me btw
January 24, 2026 at 4:13 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
Oh god im gonna puke....
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
Infinite bridges!!
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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green-sui.bsky.social
水橋パルスィ
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
🌉
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
parsee2.bsky.social
GRAGHHHHHHGGHHGHHHHHH
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
parsee2.bsky.social
Dude I'm so fucking funny. I'm so silly and funny dude. I'm so fucking comical.
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
parsee2.bsky.social
Why did the chicken cross the bridge
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
parsee2.bsky.social
Just so you know I gave up after a while, my teeth hurt...
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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ninoseyasunori.bsky.social
【最新アニメ NEW ANIME!】
151【東方漫画】その奥義、妬ましいわ【虹色吉報】
151 [Touhou comic] What's your secret?

【YouTube】
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1caL...

【Nico douga】
www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4583...

#Touhou #東方 #东方 #東方Project #동방 #東方手書き劇場 #水橋パルスィ
151 [Touhou comic] What's your secret?
YouTube video by 二ノ瀬泰徳 ninoseyasunori / にのせっと・こもんず
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
*sigh*.................................................................. .
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
Easy tutorial to having a lucky 2026!!

Step 1: Capture Tewi

Simple as that!!
January 8, 2026 at 6:04 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
Super Parsee Ball (You play with my balls)
January 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
parsee2.bsky.social
Me with a Yamame up my ass:
January 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM