Dame Prue Leith. The Parody Mother to Parody Danny
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I'll try anything once - especially THAT
Star of Great British Fake Off
Star of Great British Fake Off
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Like overripe damsons
By the way. Parts of Reform are calling for people whose grandparents weren't born in UK to be barred from Parliament, if not deported!
Remember where mummy and daddy were born!
By the way. Parts of Reform are calling for people whose grandparents weren't born in UK to be barred from Parliament, if not deported!
Remember where mummy and daddy were born!
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Like overripe damsons
By the way. Parts of Reform are calling for people whose grandparents weren't born in UK to be barred from Parliament, if not deported!
Remember where mummy and daddy were born!
By the way. Parts of Reform are calling for people whose grandparents weren't born in UK to be barred from Parliament, if not deported!
Remember where mummy and daddy were born!
Reposted by Dame Prue Leith. The Parody Mother to Parody Danny
I've only ever heard of 3 of these people - and one is the fruit of my loins
www.lbc.co.uk/article/all-...
www.lbc.co.uk/article/all-...
Full list of all the major former Conservative Party members who have joined Reform | LBC
The full list of ex-Conservative Members of Parliament who now back Nigel Farage
www.lbc.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I've only ever heard of 3 of these people - and one is the fruit of my loins
www.lbc.co.uk/article/all-...
www.lbc.co.uk/article/all-...
Like overripe damsons
By the way. Parts of Reform are calling for people whose grandparents weren't born in UK to be barred from Parliament, if not deported!
Remember where mummy and daddy were born!
By the way. Parts of Reform are calling for people whose grandparents weren't born in UK to be barred from Parliament, if not deported!
Remember where mummy and daddy were born!
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Like overripe damsons
By the way. Parts of Reform are calling for people whose grandparents weren't born in UK to be barred from Parliament, if not deported!
Remember where mummy and daddy were born!
By the way. Parts of Reform are calling for people whose grandparents weren't born in UK to be barred from Parliament, if not deported!
Remember where mummy and daddy were born!
I've only ever heard of 3 of these people - and one is the fruit of my loins
www.lbc.co.uk/article/all-...
www.lbc.co.uk/article/all-...
Full list of all the major former Conservative Party members who have joined Reform | LBC
The full list of ex-Conservative Members of Parliament who now back Nigel Farage
www.lbc.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I've only ever heard of 3 of these people - and one is the fruit of my loins
www.lbc.co.uk/article/all-...
www.lbc.co.uk/article/all-...
Can confirm
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Can confirm
So I see. I think it IS a Union Jack you left, isn't it? Not a Union Flag, given it's clearly naval.
I can tell from the seamen stains
I can tell from the seamen stains
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So I see. I think it IS a Union Jack you left, isn't it? Not a Union Flag, given it's clearly naval.
I can tell from the seamen stains
I can tell from the seamen stains
By the way Danny, dear. That reminds me - I can't get the stains out of the union Jack you left for me. In fact, I can't even fold it to get it into the bloody washing machine
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
By the way Danny, dear. That reminds me - I can't get the stains out of the union Jack you left for me. In fact, I can't even fold it to get it into the bloody washing machine
What's up with your mate Montgomerie? He sounds like he's on heavy tranquilisers
From about 13:14 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
From about 13:14 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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Listen live to Radio 4 on BBC Sounds
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November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
What's up with your mate Montgomerie? He sounds like he's on heavy tranquilisers
From about 13:14 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
From about 13:14 www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
You're not too old to go across my knee
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You're not too old to go across my knee
When the time comes, they'll do us both in a two for one
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When the time comes, they'll do us both in a two for one
We're not at home to Mr Pottymouth
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
We're not at home to Mr Pottymouth
You have nothing to lose but your halos
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
You have nothing to lose but your halos
He's what?!?
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
He's what?!?
Look at the loving warmth in this charming photo!
And thank you for not discussing my political beliefs.
'Perfectly happy' isn't the way I'd express it though
And thank you for not discussing my political beliefs.
'Perfectly happy' isn't the way I'd express it though
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Look at the loving warmth in this charming photo!
And thank you for not discussing my political beliefs.
'Perfectly happy' isn't the way I'd express it though
And thank you for not discussing my political beliefs.
'Perfectly happy' isn't the way I'd express it though
Do you remember, darling boy, we spoke about you *mouths* remembering to take your meds?
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‘America is British’. Heaven is ‘a socialist state’. David Attenborough is ‘anti-human’ – the startling theories of Reform MP Danny Kruger
‘America is British’. Heaven is ‘a socialist state’. David Attenborough is ‘anti-human’ – the startling theories of Reform MP Danny Kruger
He was a Conservative party big-hitter who wrote speeches for David Cameron and worked with Boris Johnson before he suddenly jumped ship. He talks family, flags and why Nigel Farage is ‘top dog’
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Do you remember, darling boy, we spoke about you *mouths* remembering to take your meds?
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By colleagues, I mean Farage, Yusuf and Pochin
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
By colleagues, I mean Farage, Yusuf and Pochin
Oh crumbs, darling boy. I hope your colleagues don't notice 'kruger' is a bit funny foreign sounding
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NEW: Ofcom receives complaints over GB News item on defendants’ ‘foreign-sounding names’
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Ofcom receives complaints over GB News item on defendants’ ‘foreign-sounding names’
Lib Dem MP says way figures were compiled on ‘non-British-sounding’ surnames in court was ‘frankly racist’
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Oh crumbs, darling boy. I hope your colleagues don't notice 'kruger' is a bit funny foreign sounding
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Danny. I know you are the party of swivel-eyed nut jobs and gibbering fruit loops, but do you really want someone this demented in Reform?
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Reform MP Danny Kruger tells Shabana Mahmood that "I welcome [her] rhetoric" on asylum seekers, before telling her to "put in her application to join Reform UK"
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Danny. I know you are the party of swivel-eyed nut jobs and gibbering fruit loops, but do you really want someone this demented in Reform?
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If it were up to me, it'd have said "low grade opportunists and their spiritual leader, Danny Kruger"
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If it were up to me, it'd have said "low grade opportunists and their spiritual leader, Danny Kruger"
As you know, darling boy, I am not at all comfortable with your move to join Farage's swivel-eyed fruitcakes.
However, you are still my little boy, and I am outraged on your behalf that they've missed you out of this list of low grade opportunists.
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However, you are still my little boy, and I am outraged on your behalf that they've missed you out of this list of low grade opportunists.
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Someone call the police, there’s been a triple homicide.
(Great post though.)
(Great post though.)
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
As you know, darling boy, I am not at all comfortable with your move to join Farage's swivel-eyed fruitcakes.
However, you are still my little boy, and I am outraged on your behalf that they've missed you out of this list of low grade opportunists.
bsky.app/profile/domw...
However, you are still my little boy, and I am outraged on your behalf that they've missed you out of this list of low grade opportunists.
bsky.app/profile/domw...
Are these lügenpresse in the room with you now, Danny dear?
October 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Are these lügenpresse in the room with you now, Danny dear?
Danny, darling. Someone has been going round impersonating you, making you look like even more of a gibbering crackpot than you really are.
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Danny, darling. Someone has been going round impersonating you, making you look like even more of a gibbering crackpot than you really are.
I don't think it's Satan. I think it's Robert Hutton in The Critic magazine. I think he's a Christian too.
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I don't think it's Satan. I think it's Robert Hutton in The Critic magazine. I think he's a Christian too.