Pants Optional
@pantsoptional.bsky.social
Irregular word-blatherer at goonhammer dot com, “responsible” for the Battle Bros column
huh i wonder why josh kraft dropped out of the race just now
September 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
huh i wonder why josh kraft dropped out of the race just now
If you see this post a tank.
August 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you see this post a tank.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
August 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
July 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
this is where i post from
July 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
this is where i post from
A before and after story: I received a bunch of Knights desperately in need of repair and repainting - I think they were originally painted in nail polish. Painted them in the theme of the Five Colleges of Western MA and auctioned off for charity at the #goonhammeropen. #goonhammer #warhammer40k
July 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A before and after story: I received a bunch of Knights desperately in need of repair and repainting - I think they were originally painted in nail polish. Painted them in the theme of the Five Colleges of Western MA and auctioned off for charity at the #goonhammeropen. #goonhammer #warhammer40k
Round five: didn’t get photos so instead have this “cheeky” photo from round two of the Death Guard peeking out to booty-shoot at the Tau. #goonhammeropen #warhammer40k
July 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Round five: didn’t get photos so instead have this “cheeky” photo from round two of the Death Guard peeking out to booty-shoot at the Tau. #goonhammeropen #warhammer40k
Round four: A Knight chooses. An Armiger obeys. #goonhammeropen #warhammer40k
July 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Round four: A Knight chooses. An Armiger obeys. #goonhammeropen #warhammer40k
Also the photo doesn’t quite provide the scale here; it instantly reminded me of NASA’s Vehicle Assembly Building with the massive flag on the side.
July 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Also the photo doesn’t quite provide the scale here; it instantly reminded me of NASA’s Vehicle Assembly Building with the massive flag on the side.
Game three dire news: this is the top of turn one and that is a whole passel of World Eaters prepping to make tasty preserves out of my… everything. #goonhammeropen #warhammer40k
July 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Game three dire news: this is the top of turn one and that is a whole passel of World Eaters prepping to make tasty preserves out of my… everything. #goonhammeropen #warhammer40k
July 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Round one: mixed success. Won despite getting tabled, but lost the overall campaign goal. I will issue the signal of my people. #goonhammeropen #gho2025 #warhammer40k
July 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Round one: mixed success. Won despite getting tabled, but lost the overall campaign goal. I will issue the signal of my people. #goonhammeropen #gho2025 #warhammer40k
Always good to have the before and after
June 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Always good to have the before and after
After it all, this will be what sticks with me
January 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
After it all, this will be what sticks with me
Today's Deathwatch revamp surprised me by having my dumb idiot plane son in the Goonhammer Index review. It's such a mediocre unit but every one that I've seen painted looks so badass, I love it so much.
#warhammer40k #goonhammer
#warhammer40k #goonhammer
December 8, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Today's Deathwatch revamp surprised me by having my dumb idiot plane son in the Goonhammer Index review. It's such a mediocre unit but every one that I've seen painted looks so badass, I love it so much.
#warhammer40k #goonhammer
#warhammer40k #goonhammer
In the timeless words of Ray Bloody Purchase, I shit thee nay
Kind of
Kind of
November 22, 2024 at 3:14 PM
In the timeless words of Ray Bloody Purchase, I shit thee nay
Kind of
Kind of
Throwback Thursday, post something colorful
Oh god I have so many termagants and genestealers to rebase why did I look at these
Oh god I have so many termagants and genestealers to rebase why did I look at these
November 21, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Throwback Thursday, post something colorful
Oh god I have so many termagants and genestealers to rebase why did I look at these
Oh god I have so many termagants and genestealers to rebase why did I look at these
It’s been a while since I posted anything besides reposts and quotes so please accept this offering which depicts the Breakfast Sandwich Wanter logging on
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 AM
It’s been a while since I posted anything besides reposts and quotes so please accept this offering which depicts the Breakfast Sandwich Wanter logging on
Not great, not terrible.
September 17, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Not great, not terrible.
