Fuck Boston College.

Ha! Were you just on my flight from Madrid to Charlotte? Because that bitch was also on this flight!

Fuck them. Those little siblings could barely muster bowl eligibility and have a coaching vacancy that no sane person in the country wanted. That tail is no longer in a position to wag a dog. Honestly, it would be beneath Pitt to be forced to play such an inferior opponent.

Weird Euro snack taste-a-thon occurring in the Carolinas soon!

Can confirm these don’t suck.

I’m gonna fuck em up twice and then go buy some jamon pringles.*
*note: I’ve had the jamon crisps before and they are awful….i will definitely try them again.

Ahhh yes we saw that sign on Gran Via

Haha that’s the gif I was looking for!

I mean, Sandusky ain’t doing much right now. Might have to work from…..home, but should be available.

It’s the elementary school “Will you be my boyfriend? Yes-no circle one”

Is there a number lower than 150 in this ranking? Because this is wonderful!

Who?

Yeah, but when the unrivaled dipshits from centre county get dunked on by the Mormon equivalent of the My Pillow guy, I’m here for it.