Panic Bender
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Panic Bender
@panicbender.bsky.social
I’m Chrissy, I don’t like doing bios.
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Neurospicy, pattern attentive, history geek here with a message:

One of MANY striking similarities popping up daily with the current 🇺🇸 Administration's behavior and those of past historical regimes, one you might not know about is the Ehrenkreuz der Deutschen Mutter.
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Neurospicy, pattern attentive, history geek here with a message:

One of MANY striking similarities popping up daily with the current 🇺🇸 Administration's behavior and those of past historical regimes, one you might not know about is the Ehrenkreuz der Deutschen Mutter.
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April 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Soooo who is on @skylight.social now too?
a man wearing a white shirt that says fresh makes a funny face
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April 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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EXCLUSIVE: I Interviewed Senator Cory Booker Moments After he Made History. Check it out: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
EXCLUSIVE: I Interviewed Senator Cory Booker Moments After he Made History
In a powerful display of endurance and conviction, Senator Cory Booker just shattered the record for the longest floor speech in U.S.
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April 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Jessica: When I hear Republicans out there talking about their plan for education in America, I don't hear them talking about making sure disabled kids have access to a public education.

Greg: Because we're against it.
March 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s domestic terrorism if you damage something at a Tesla dealership but not if you commit a school shooting.
March 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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March 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I am making refried beans tomorrow, so I set them up to soak overnight but didn’t want the pot to be disturbed. So I labeled it.
March 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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February 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I had one of those mornings they should record and show to high school kids in health class. Just trying to get 3 kids out of the house is better birth control than anything they showed me in school.
February 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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The United States is officially in a trade war with Colombia because of Donald Trump.
January 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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The correct way to punch without hurting yourself.
January 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Day 738 of my kids and husband swapping the same two viruses back and forth and I have decided the only thing that may suck more than having no immune system is being the one poor sucker that does. I’m still not sick, I’m just exhausted.
a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom
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January 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@lewishamiltonbr.bsky.social’s mama taking picture of him the same way I did at my kid’s soccer games is so damn adorable!! ❤️
January 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM