El Pandito
@pandasophist.bsky.social
I hope that you have a nice day.
And that we all don't die. But mostly the first thing.
And that we all don't die. But mostly the first thing.
Nah, real Elvira already went there and did it better
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Nah, real Elvira already went there and did it better
The Bible alone. Ignore the pen, I am sure Ellen was just writing that sentence over and over...
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Bible alone. Ignore the pen, I am sure Ellen was just writing that sentence over and over...
I tried to rip the song from Newpipe and post it instead of the gif, but BS won't allow videos over 3 minutes. But this whole album is non-stop bangers
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I tried to rip the song from Newpipe and post it instead of the gif, but BS won't allow videos over 3 minutes. But this whole album is non-stop bangers
I think about a week's worth of timeout should do us for this
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I think about a week's worth of timeout should do us for this
Yes. Simba works as Hamlet (you just have to allow for Disney-ification) and Moses, but Hamlet doesn’t work well as Moses. Ring species, in literature
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Yes. Simba works as Hamlet (you just have to allow for Disney-ification) and Moses, but Hamlet doesn’t work well as Moses. Ring species, in literature
Bubba the Love Sponge is a known associate of a lot of Trump hangers on...
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Bubba the Love Sponge is a known associate of a lot of Trump hangers on...
Also also, "Eggplant Wizard"!?! Who the fuck thought "evil penis sorcerer" was a good idea? Get your shit together, 1980's Japan.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Also also, "Eggplant Wizard"!?! Who the fuck thought "evil penis sorcerer" was a good idea? Get your shit together, 1980's Japan.
Also, can we talk about how the snake and the Eggplant Wizard clearly want to fuck Kid Icarus in the box art for the sequel?
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Also, can we talk about how the snake and the Eggplant Wizard clearly want to fuck Kid Icarus in the box art for the sequel?
Maybe they just really liked the classic NES game, and didn't do any further research into it?
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Maybe they just really liked the classic NES game, and didn't do any further research into it?
"We" being you and Kevin?
Could have just just quoted him rather than copy/pasting and rewording it just enough to make it seem like it is your own thought, is all I am saying...
Could have just just quoted him rather than copy/pasting and rewording it just enough to make it seem like it is your own thought, is all I am saying...
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"We" being you and Kevin?
Could have just just quoted him rather than copy/pasting and rewording it just enough to make it seem like it is your own thought, is all I am saying...
Could have just just quoted him rather than copy/pasting and rewording it just enough to make it seem like it is your own thought, is all I am saying...
XKCD made this years ago
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
XKCD made this years ago
This one made the rounds a day or two ago, but I think it was AI generated.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This one made the rounds a day or two ago, but I think it was AI generated.
The stocks? The? As in the weird foot thing?
Or like some financial thing?
Or like some financial thing?
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The stocks? The? As in the weird foot thing?
Or like some financial thing?
Or like some financial thing?
Oh shit, the "they're weak and they suck" is an actual part of that article's deck, lol!
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Oh shit, the "they're weak and they suck" is an actual part of that article's deck, lol!
That first pick looks like something from Delia Deetz's remodel from Beetlejuice
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
That first pick looks like something from Delia Deetz's remodel from Beetlejuice
Also (from today)
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Also (from today)
Richard Spencer. From the famous "Is it OK to punch a Nazi?" Debate
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Richard Spencer. From the famous "Is it OK to punch a Nazi?" Debate