Pat Kraft sitting at a poker table wearing nothing but his butt cheeks and a pair of socks, wondering where all his money and clothing went

Need a guy that ain’t got shit to do, okay. Penn State head coach Chip Kelly. Penn State head coach Mack Brown. Penn State head coach

I’m not jealous of Louisiana often but can’t Josh Shapiro step in and save us from Pat Kraft wtf

Oh that’s the tasty stuff

Pat Kraft going up against the Mormon church, a widow and a cookie douche

Excuse me, Hazleton prepared me for a life of intellectual curiosity and emphysema

Wasting time on a guy that has never coached east of Thatcher, Arizona and has both a sentimental *and* religious connection to his current job.

Absolute bozo hours.

[dousing myself in gasoline and lighting a cigarette] go birds

We have them at the local indoor trampoline park!

Hearing they actually create a pop rocks crackling sensation, happy he gets to experience this