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Panama Red
@panamared27401.bsky.social
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N.C., USA. Old white guy; neurospicy; sweary and stabby when provoked. I block Nazis, pornbots, crypto and unsolicited DMs. Interests: maps, dataviz, astronomy, journalism, politics, writing, CATS. #Panthers, #Heels
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Like it or not, by law, the government doesn't have to release the Epstein files until Dec. 19. But when that date arrives, they'd better release every damn bit of them.
An outline map of the 48 contiguous United States, over which is superimposed the caption, "WE ARE NOT DROPPING THE EPSTEIN THING."
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Four Christmas movies to know me by:
"Die Hard" movie poster Faux medieval tapestry depicting a person falling from a tower and captioned, "Yippe Ki Yay, Thy Fornicator of Motherhood." A person on the ground is commenting, "One hopeth that is not a hostage." A shot from "Die Hard" of Bruce Willis in the heating duct, surrounded by poinsettias and Christmas balls, captioned, "A Die Hard Christmas." From "Die Hard," a still of Hans Gruber beginning his plunge from Nakatomi Tower, captioned, "It's not Christmas until I see Hans Gruber fall from Nakatomi Tower."
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Memo: What they're conspiring to do is, in the most literal sense, a war crime.
Graphic shows two X posts. The first, from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, reads: "President Trump ordered action, and the Department of War [sic] is delivering. Led by Joint Task Force Southern Spear and Southern Command this mission defends our Homeland, removes narco-terrorists from our Hemisphere, and secures our Homeland from the drugs that are killing our people. The Western Hemisphere is America's neighborhood -- and we will protect it." The second, from Democratic Rep Melanie Stansbury, reads: "Hi, Congress here -- just a friendly reminder that a declaration of war and large-scale use of military force requires Congress, per the Constitution, and that extrajudicial killings are not allowed under international law. Thanks for your attention to this matter."
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The cover of the rock band Boston's eponymous debut album, featuring guitar-shaped spaceships fleeing an exploding Earth. Cover of the Eagles' 1976 album "Hotel California," depicting a vaguely Spanish-style building at dusk with the album title in blue neon lights. The cover of The Ramones' eponymous debut album, a photo of the four band members, wearing biker jackets and torn jeans, standing in front of a graffiti-covered brick-and-concrete wall.
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I trust you all understand the assignment.
A Truth Social post by Donald Trump, reading, "ANYBODY THAT CALLS ME FLOTUS (FUCKING LOSER OF THE UNITED STATES) WILL BE SORRY."
April 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Gretch. Honey. Sweetie. Baby. You're sucking up and attempting "bipartisanship" with the people who attempted a coup on 1/6/21 and, oh, by the way, TRIED TO KIDNAP AND ASSASSINATE YOU. What in the pluperfect hell are you thinking? You apparently have the moral awareness of dryer lint.
"In her Washington speech Wednesday, Whitmer called for cutting red tape and building more in the United States. She also railed against 'partisanship,' saying it has seemingly 'infected every aspect of our lives, and it's exhausting.' "'Let's give more hard-working people a fair shot at a decent life,' she said. 'And let's usher in, as President Trump says, a "Golden Age" of American manufacturing'"
April 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Poster with a finger pointing at the viewer and the caption, "You people are some sick twisted fuckers. Glad to have you here."
March 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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An orange tabby cat asleep on what looks like a brown sofa. The image has a low-battery icon in the lower-left corner.
March 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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An orange tabby, grinning and bug-eyed, captioned, "I found pills and ate them."
February 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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If I received such an email, I would respond, "I am a (title). That means I do (list six or seven top responsibilities). I can tell you that, but I can't make you understand that - you're going to have to put in the time and effort that I did. Unless you're Big Balls; then you should just give up."
A tweet by Elon Musk, reading, "Consistent with President Trump's instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got donen last week. "Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation."
February 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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A face-on color photo of a cockeyed owl, captioned, "Superb Owl Sunday."
February 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Picture of a cat looking down on you, asking, "Dude r u ok? u had liek 8 shots an a jug of jager and then u did a dance on the table an then u barfd ur gooshyfoods on ma carpet my mom r going to kil me but I jus wanna make sure u not guna die."
January 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy but is NOT a selfie.
A young-looking orange tabby cat sleeping soundly, partly in sun and partly in shade, on a chaise lounge on a crowded island beach.
December 16, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 12, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy and isn't a selfie.
Picture of a dour-looking black cat holding a steaming cup of black coffee, captioned, "COFFEE: Because murder is wrong."
November 29, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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B&W photo of a cat sticking its head out a house window, mouth gaping, looking VERY surprised.
November 26, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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Reskeet your pfp
Gif of a black cat with white mittens typing furiously in fast-motion on an Apple laptop on what appears to be a kitchen table.
November 14, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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Credit: Gabino Iglesias (@gabino.bsky.social)
A cartoon of Batman and Robin in which Robin says, "Don't lose friends over polit--" and Batman slaps him, saying, "Shut the fuck up."
November 12, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Kirby says hello and that he is sorry u haz a sad.
An orange tabby cat sitting on a redwood table, facing the camera with slightly dilated pupils and a calm expression.
October 20, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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Say hi to Kirby.
A regal-looking orange tabby cat, sitting on a redwood table, looking directly into the camera with slightly dilated pupils and a calm expression. There is a TV remote next to his left front paw.
October 20, 2024 at 5:40 PM