The Lost Paladin
@paladinlost.bsky.social
A bisexual weirdo with a love of sci-fi, flaring bouts of low self-esteem, good leftist politics, overactive empathy, and you work in IT? You might as well have just said "human fighter".
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The Lost Paladin
@paladinlost.bsky.social
· Dec 27
As somebody who's hired over a hundred IT engineers across a variety of disciplines, I can speak authoritatively on this - Vivek is a fucking moron. For one, Vivek's trying to have it both ways - using IQ instead of skill and blaming culture. If culture was the issue, there would be a skill gap -
This woman is a champion of ideology over sanity. The fact that she keeps losing is hilarious to me.
Failed far-right candidate tries Texas comeback but Islamophobic campaign video gets backlash - https://www.middleeasteye.net/trending/failed-far-right-candidate-tries-texas-comeback-islamophobic-campaign-video-gets-backlash
Failed far-right candidate tries Texas comeback but Islamophobic campaign video gets backlash
Valentina Gomez vows to 'kick every dirty Muslim out of Texas' in campaign launch, sparking widespread condemnation online
www.middleeasteye.net
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This woman is a champion of ideology over sanity. The fact that she keeps losing is hilarious to me.
Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh-DUHBBLE KILL!!
read a little bit of the pdf and Olivia Nuzzi is the kind of writer Caroline Calloway wants to be
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Duh-Duh-Duh-Duh-DUHBBLE KILL!!
A quick primer on how shitty Spotify is from a very good band. Please enjoy.
📈 Here's how much money Los Camp! make from streaming...
On the occasion of #SpotifyWrapped, we thought now would be a good time to share some cold, hard stats about how much money our band makes from streaming royalties.
📖 tinyurl.com/LCwrapped
On the occasion of #SpotifyWrapped, we thought now would be a good time to share some cold, hard stats about how much money our band makes from streaming royalties.
📖 tinyurl.com/LCwrapped
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A quick primer on how shitty Spotify is from a very good band. Please enjoy.
The Trump WH is at an interesting point. In almost any other administration, this would be the time where they show Pete the door, and in Trump 45, this would definitely be the case, but this caused a lot of headaches at finding talent. If Trump 47 dismisses Pete, it'll be an exodus starter.
The report outlines the findings of a more than eight-month investigation into Hegseth’s use of Signal to share details of planned U.S. strikes in Yemen. nbcnews.to/4iDZuVx
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The Trump WH is at an interesting point. In almost any other administration, this would be the time where they show Pete the door, and in Trump 45, this would definitely be the case, but this caused a lot of headaches at finding talent. If Trump 47 dismisses Pete, it'll be an exodus starter.
"If I had mentioned it earlier, I wouldn't have gotten as much money for the tell-all...."
Watch til the end. How has no one asked her this before
www.youtube.com/shorts/yhhWj...
www.youtube.com/shorts/yhhWj...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera."
YouTube video by The Bulwark
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"If I had mentioned it earlier, I wouldn't have gotten as much money for the tell-all...."
Damnit Parker, I was genuinely looking forward to eating some food today. 😀🤢🤮
Dear god
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Damnit Parker, I was genuinely looking forward to eating some food today. 😀🤢🤮
Having read the indictment, Jeffries is either full of shit or absolutely trash at legal analysis
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Having read the indictment, Jeffries is either full of shit or absolutely trash at legal analysis
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I've been saying for the better part of a year that Trump is on a mission to decriminalize corruption. To make it the legal equivalent of jaywalking.
I feel that more strongly now than I ever had.
I feel that more strongly now than I ever had.
Trump announces a pardon of Henry Cuellar: "I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!"
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I've been saying for the better part of a year that Trump is on a mission to decriminalize corruption. To make it the legal equivalent of jaywalking.
I feel that more strongly now than I ever had.
I feel that more strongly now than I ever had.
It's amazing how mentally deficient the US Congress is when Trump does something shady as fuck. They could call every GOP member of the House, and 95% would have case of sudden onset Amnesia.
Q: You outlined the dangers posed by drugs. So what explanation do you have for Trump pardoning the former president of Honduras?
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It's amazing how mentally deficient the US Congress is when Trump does something shady as fuck. They could call every GOP member of the House, and 95% would have case of sudden onset Amnesia.
Watching @zentreya.bsky.social crash out on Twitter has been sad and deeply cynical on her part - offering a half-hearted apology, making zero changes, and then sandblasting the "woke" and declaring herself "apolitical" feels like just a way to cater tp the new pro-Nazi fanbase she found.
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Watching @zentreya.bsky.social crash out on Twitter has been sad and deeply cynical on her part - offering a half-hearted apology, making zero changes, and then sandblasting the "woke" and declaring herself "apolitical" feels like just a way to cater tp the new pro-Nazi fanbase she found.
David, my friends....I know you understand this, being the oldest guy in every gay club you walk into, but some people can't move like they used to, and paying a small fee to a delivery service is way cheaper then having to arrange transportation for them.
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
David, my friends....I know you understand this, being the oldest guy in every gay club you walk into, but some people can't move like they used to, and paying a small fee to a delivery service is way cheaper then having to arrange transportation for them.
I'm gonna laugh my ass off when we ship this bitch to the Hague.
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm gonna laugh my ass off when we ship this bitch to the Hague.
I don't what happened to Andrew Tate in prison, but it seems bad.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don't what happened to Andrew Tate in prison, but it seems bad.
Since some of you are going to have to explain this to family members with no concept of this ideas, a quick explainer of the meaning of "non-demi-curious semi-binary"
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It means....nothing. It's a joke. They're friends. They spent a lot of time with each other making Wicked.
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It means....nothing. It's a joke. They're friends. They spent a lot of time with each other making Wicked.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Since some of you are going to have to explain this to family members with no concept of this ideas, a quick explainer of the meaning of "non-demi-curious semi-binary"
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It means....nothing. It's a joke. They're friends. They spent a lot of time with each other making Wicked.
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It means....nothing. It's a joke. They're friends. They spent a lot of time with each other making Wicked.
Muse
Run The Jewels
Doomtree
Tool
My Chemical Romance
Run The Jewels
Doomtree
Tool
My Chemical Romance
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
The Breeders
Sleater Kinney
Silverchair
Gogol Bordello
Andrew WK
And a bunch of these 👇🏾
The Breeders
Sleater Kinney
Silverchair
Gogol Bordello
Andrew WK
And a bunch of these 👇🏾
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
The Roots
MF Doom
Deltron 3030
Incubus
Flight of the Concords
The Roots
MF Doom
Deltron 3030
Incubus
Flight of the Concords
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Muse
Run The Jewels
Doomtree
Tool
My Chemical Romance
Run The Jewels
Doomtree
Tool
My Chemical Romance
This character (Jordan Mun) is played by Tati Gabrielle, who is hot as all fuck, and Jordan is hot as fuck if you're not a complete fucking weirdo who thinks the key to beauty is the Nazi aryan ideal, like some weird 1930s eugenicist.
SmashJT's brain is as smooth as Gabi's head. Zero folds.
SmashJT's brain is as smooth as Gabi's head. Zero folds.
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
This character (Jordan Mun) is played by Tati Gabrielle, who is hot as all fuck, and Jordan is hot as fuck if you're not a complete fucking weirdo who thinks the key to beauty is the Nazi aryan ideal, like some weird 1930s eugenicist.
SmashJT's brain is as smooth as Gabi's head. Zero folds.
SmashJT's brain is as smooth as Gabi's head. Zero folds.
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Tonight’s Film Selection🍿🎥🎬:
There are some truly great Thanksgiving movies, but I can’t resist rewatching John Candy & Steve Martin brilliantly directed by John Hughes.
Happy Thanksgiving my friends!🦃🍗🥧🍰
#TonightsFilmSelection
There are some truly great Thanksgiving movies, but I can’t resist rewatching John Candy & Steve Martin brilliantly directed by John Hughes.
Happy Thanksgiving my friends!🦃🍗🥧🍰
#TonightsFilmSelection
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Tonight’s Film Selection🍿🎥🎬:
There are some truly great Thanksgiving movies, but I can’t resist rewatching John Candy & Steve Martin brilliantly directed by John Hughes.
Happy Thanksgiving my friends!🦃🍗🥧🍰
#TonightsFilmSelection
There are some truly great Thanksgiving movies, but I can’t resist rewatching John Candy & Steve Martin brilliantly directed by John Hughes.
Happy Thanksgiving my friends!🦃🍗🥧🍰
#TonightsFilmSelection
This very sane man who is not brainfucked spent his Thansgiving:
-Promoting insane lies about immigrants.
-Lying about Minnesota.
-Referring to the Governor of Minnesota with an ableist slur
-Slandering Ilhan Omar
-Using the death of a young woman to talk about himself.
-Fluffing his victory in WVa.
-Promoting insane lies about immigrants.
-Lying about Minnesota.
-Referring to the Governor of Minnesota with an ableist slur
-Slandering Ilhan Omar
-Using the death of a young woman to talk about himself.
-Fluffing his victory in WVa.
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This very sane man who is not brainfucked spent his Thansgiving:
-Promoting insane lies about immigrants.
-Lying about Minnesota.
-Referring to the Governor of Minnesota with an ableist slur
-Slandering Ilhan Omar
-Using the death of a young woman to talk about himself.
-Fluffing his victory in WVa.
-Promoting insane lies about immigrants.
-Lying about Minnesota.
-Referring to the Governor of Minnesota with an ableist slur
-Slandering Ilhan Omar
-Using the death of a young woman to talk about himself.
-Fluffing his victory in WVa.
How dare they make Farah look Indian! She's (checks notes) the daughter of the Maharajah, making her....(checks notes again) - the Princess of India.
Racism rots your brain.
Racism rots your brain.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
How dare they make Farah look Indian! She's (checks notes) the daughter of the Maharajah, making her....(checks notes again) - the Princess of India.
Racism rots your brain.
Racism rots your brain.
Okay. So this was about "Four Knocks" - a card that's worth about 30 cents. Even if @benbatemanmtg.bsky.social owned every copy in existence, and it quadrupled in value, he'd make a few thousand dollars. Obviously, 50 bucks definitely falls in the realm of correlation, not causation. Stop it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Okay. So this was about "Four Knocks" - a card that's worth about 30 cents. Even if @benbatemanmtg.bsky.social owned every copy in existence, and it quadrupled in value, he'd make a few thousand dollars. Obviously, 50 bucks definitely falls in the realm of correlation, not causation. Stop it.
Give Toni Storm all the belts and all the awards. Just take them all from Mercedes. That promo is so amusing - and watching Mox break the entire time is very funny. Props to Marina for keeping it together.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Give Toni Storm all the belts and all the awards. Just take them all from Mercedes. That promo is so amusing - and watching Mox break the entire time is very funny. Props to Marina for keeping it together.
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Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
Fani Willis is such a monumental fuckup. Both the state and federal were looking for a reason to break that case, and she giftwrapped it for them by fucking around interoffice. Honestly, disbar that bitch. She deserves it with her no legal ethics having ass.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Fani Willis is such a monumental fuckup. Both the state and federal were looking for a reason to break that case, and she giftwrapped it for them by fucking around interoffice. Honestly, disbar that bitch. She deserves it with her no legal ethics having ass.
I think this is dumb. We have to be willing to turn every dirty trick and questionably legal and wholly inethical tactic they've used against them, even harder. We need to send a resounding message that delving into ur-Fascism is a death sentence. Otherwise, they'll try again and succeed.
We’re beginning to see that the best strategy to counter the Trump administration's authoritarian power grabs is actually strikingly simple: the Constitution. In our latest briefing, lessons from courtrooms and communities in Chicago and Charlotte 🔗 https://protdem.org/44kC811
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I think this is dumb. We have to be willing to turn every dirty trick and questionably legal and wholly inethical tactic they've used against them, even harder. We need to send a resounding message that delving into ur-Fascism is a death sentence. Otherwise, they'll try again and succeed.
Well, I figure we're about three weeks from Pete Skandalakis, the Georgia head of prosecutors taking that Eastern Division of VA federal job, because always rewards the scumbags and douchebags that carry water for him. Fuck this corrupt ass system. We need to burn this whole thing down.
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Well, I figure we're about three weeks from Pete Skandalakis, the Georgia head of prosecutors taking that Eastern Division of VA federal job, because always rewards the scumbags and douchebags that carry water for him. Fuck this corrupt ass system. We need to burn this whole thing down.