(what if i actually read the whole thing though???)

reminds me of the three sizes of eggs being “large,” “extra large,” and “jumbo.”

i mean, c’mon.

the only thing that would make this move worse is if i had to go to france.

i’d like for someone else to do it for me, yeah 😭

change would be a lot more exciting if i didn’t have to do it

at least your president is into older women.

bro could look directly at the camera, say “i’m a raging child molester,” and still be president next week.