Page Allen
@pageallen.bsky.social
Head mod of r/conlangs, artist, novelist, cat parent, goofball, they/he
finally i needed a new book to read
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
finally i needed a new book to read
i’m gonna need a new adele album soon
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i’m gonna need a new adele album soon
hey sorry i’ve been away for a few weeks. i’ve been too busy listening to the same exact album on repeat.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
hey sorry i’ve been away for a few weeks. i’ve been too busy listening to the same exact album on repeat.
speaking of tylenol, isn’t it strange that it’s only sold in “extra strength”? like, where’s the regular strength tylenol??
October 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
speaking of tylenol, isn’t it strange that it’s only sold in “extra strength”? like, where’s the regular strength tylenol??
anyway. look at this cat.
September 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
anyway. look at this cat.
wow! [wobbles]
i can see so clearly! [runs into door]
these new glasses are great! [falls down stairs]
i can see so clearly! [runs into door]
these new glasses are great! [falls down stairs]
August 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
wow! [wobbles]
i can see so clearly! [runs into door]
these new glasses are great! [falls down stairs]
i can see so clearly! [runs into door]
these new glasses are great! [falls down stairs]
the cat will be packed.
August 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
the cat will be packed.
i think my least favorite part of moving is everything
August 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i think my least favorite part of moving is everything
maybe we haven’t been visited by aliens because we’re just too far away.
August 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
maybe we haven’t been visited by aliens because we’re just too far away.
Say what you will about the Bible, but “In the beginning…” is an S-tier opening line.
July 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Say what you will about the Bible, but “In the beginning…” is an S-tier opening line.
resting with one eye open because i moved my leg. sorry baby. i love u.
July 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
resting with one eye open because i moved my leg. sorry baby. i love u.
conlangers reading niche academic papers about a language feature no one’s heard of from a language spoken by 1,200 people because they just wanna feel alive again.
July 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
conlangers reading niche academic papers about a language feature no one’s heard of from a language spoken by 1,200 people because they just wanna feel alive again.
it’s daybreak, and daisy was the cat that broke it.
July 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
it’s daybreak, and daisy was the cat that broke it.
folks have already been quoting bible verses that don’t exist for a while.
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
July 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
folks have already been quoting bible verses that don’t exist for a while.
wild that they haven’t written an article about “Hotskipping,” a trend where Gen-Z calls in sick when they’re running a fever.
July 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
wild that they haven’t written an article about “Hotskipping,” a trend where Gen-Z calls in sick when they’re running a fever.
It’s U.S: Independence Day, which means I can show off my favorite spoonerism to my co-workers. There have been mixed reactions.
July 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It’s U.S: Independence Day, which means I can show off my favorite spoonerism to my co-workers. There have been mixed reactions.
bi 💙💜🩷
by = ✍️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
June 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
bi 💙💜🩷
i’ve never been this happy to be 27
June 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i’ve never been this happy to be 27
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?
I cannot sell milk if it’s eight days away from its expiration date, and since so few food banks accept milk, I have to toss it out.
I cannot sell milk if it’s eight days away from its expiration date, and since so few food banks accept milk, I have to toss it out.
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?
Guards, gates, and guns are the beginning of security, not the end.
Guards, gates, and guns are the beginning of security, not the end.
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?
All language is always changing, and it's not a bad thing and there is nothing you can do to stop it
All language is always changing, and it's not a bad thing and there is nothing you can do to stop it
June 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?
I cannot sell milk if it’s eight days away from its expiration date, and since so few food banks accept milk, I have to toss it out.
I cannot sell milk if it’s eight days away from its expiration date, and since so few food banks accept milk, I have to toss it out.
TACO is a really good nickname, but i would like to present SAMBAR as a another fun alternative:
Senile Authoritarian Man-Baby and Rapist
Senile Authoritarian Man-Baby and Rapist
June 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
TACO is a really good nickname, but i would like to present SAMBAR as a another fun alternative:
Senile Authoritarian Man-Baby and Rapist
Senile Authoritarian Man-Baby and Rapist
Recently made the decision to move cities and start over. Extremely nervous, but I think it’s gonna work. Send your best vibes.
June 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Recently made the decision to move cities and start over. Extremely nervous, but I think it’s gonna work. Send your best vibes.
i’m so glad everyone else has started hating duolingo. thought i was gonna be the only one for a while.
May 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i’m so glad everyone else has started hating duolingo. thought i was gonna be the only one for a while.
Today, my heart and mind is in London, KY where I grew up. A lot of the neighborhoods devastated by the tornadoes last night were the neighborhoods I played in. Feels awful to see the footage.
May 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Today, my heart and mind is in London, KY where I grew up. A lot of the neighborhoods devastated by the tornadoes last night were the neighborhoods I played in. Feels awful to see the footage.