wtf have I not made myself fucking clear enough

Just remembered this comic I made about an actual dream I had:

If you've ever wondered why people in Los Angeles talk about traffic and highways and routes all the time, I'm going to a meeting 13 miles away and this is the estimated time it will take to get there:

Pitching a movie tomorrow where I wrote this:

I was just about to post a secret video link on vimeo, but then saw that they advertise themselves as this?

Are we using a different platform to share professional videos with clients now or what? I've been unemployed basically ever since AI came on the scene. Did we all change to something else?

Imagine a world where time drifts slowly

I've never seen a Shirley Temple movie, but I HAVE seen this commercial about owning a Shirley Temple video collection for only $29.98 plus shipping and handling about 5 million times.

Yesterday, for my pilot I'm making, I needed some silly fake bats. So I made one out of paper and flapped it around with a stick and now I have about 10 minutes of fake-bat-on-a-string stock footage that I can use in anything.

And you better believe I'm gonna use it in EVERYTHING now.