Ouranocracy
ouranocracy.bsky.social
Ouranocracy
@ouranocracy.bsky.social
Former archaeologist & current library worker. Civilization enthusiast. I was dooming then; I'm coping now. He/him
One of the four police officers in my small town just got indicted for defrauding various people (including the mayor) out of around $800,000 to fund his gambling habit. He may or may not also be the mayor's former gigolo
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
the 'bloqueado' is what really sells it
December 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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keeping this around for the next time i'm asked what Bluesky is
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
-Hegseth coming to Trump's desk, tears in his eyes

"Bad news sir. Northrup Grumman says best they can do is B-cups. The T-rexes are going to be woke sir"
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This doesn't work because conservatives believe that the minority groups they hate (stances on social issues) are responsible for the economy dissatisfying them
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Goofing around with the Trojan War is the seed of all western literature. It’s supposed to be fun! Don’t make it boring!
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The fun thing about the Iliad & Odyssey is that they are themselves adaptations/retellings of earlier material pumped full of anachronisms and that Greek tragedians almost immediately started reimagining them in turn, adding more anachronisms along the way.
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the selling point of the original movie was ”we used the computer to make a giant blue lady, isn’t she hot“ and now we have to have a thesis statement about it smh
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Okay but that's just a movie, and in the novel that it was based on it wasn't even a teen pregnancy, it was just an affair?
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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it's just so emblematic of what passes for conservative thought, this belief that their children go to college not to leave ignorance behind by learning from experts, but rather to teach the experts from their locus of ignorance, and to have their nonsensical prior assumptions validated as true
December 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
wow guess it's illegal for chuds to have BPD now, cool cool
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Vanceist-Oedipist
December 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM