Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution. Exceedingly unlikely to respond to "hey". Blocker of blank/harvester accounts.
I mean, I'd trip over my own feet greeting on my knees to take care of that beauty 🥵
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I mean, I'd trip over my own feet greeting on my knees to take care of that beauty 🥵
Fucking fucking fuck. 🥵🥵
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fucking fucking fuck. 🥵🥵
The New Yorker's use of the hyper-cultured, effete dieresis being used in a sentence so abhorrent is truly mind-bending. 🤬
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The New Yorker's use of the hyper-cultured, effete dieresis being used in a sentence so abhorrent is truly mind-bending. 🤬
What a perfect butt on such a handsome dude! 😍🥵
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What a perfect butt on such a handsome dude! 😍🥵
::dives in tongue-first::
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
::dives in tongue-first::
Oh yes. Oh yes yes yes. 😍
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Oh yes. Oh yes yes yes. 😍
Do they all have facial expressions that suggest they're being double fisted by Satan herself? 😅
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Do they all have facial expressions that suggest they're being double fisted by Satan herself? 😅
Hiiiiiii you're really handsome and sexy 🥵
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hiiiiiii you're really handsome and sexy 🥵
I buzzed my own hair for a decade partly because I couldn't stand the thought of finding and trying a new barber. I feel your pain!
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I buzzed my own hair for a decade partly because I couldn't stand the thought of finding and trying a new barber. I feel your pain!
It's like sitting through church, getting to the last "A-" but never getting to "-men" and then having to leave. I would burn down the building.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's like sitting through church, getting to the last "A-" but never getting to "-men" and then having to leave. I would burn down the building.
Missionary to start for the eye contact; doggy for neck nibbles as I'm finishing 🥵
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Missionary to start for the eye contact; doggy for neck nibbles as I'm finishing 🥵
Rump roast and juicy sausage; I know I'm on my knees to give thanks! 🥵👅👅
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Rump roast and juicy sausage; I know I'm on my knees to give thanks! 🥵👅👅
That's the plan!
a man with a beard is holding a cat in his lap
Alt: a man with a beard is holding a cat in his lap
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
That's the plan!
I want to be zipped up in that flannel with you like a tiny kitten! 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I want to be zipped up in that flannel with you like a tiny kitten! 🥹
I still need to read Royal Scoundrel. Too many others got in the queue before it was released!
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I still need to read Royal Scoundrel. Too many others got in the queue before it was released!
Ooh this is a nice mapping of the Sadenverse! I love the connected worlds their books open up. The Fake Boyfriend series were ::chef's kiss:: I'm glad to see this isn't just a guilty pleasure of mine! On FB their fans seem to be exclusively straight women. 😅
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Ooh this is a nice mapping of the Sadenverse! I love the connected worlds their books open up. The Fake Boyfriend series were ::chef's kiss:: I'm glad to see this isn't just a guilty pleasure of mine! On FB their fans seem to be exclusively straight women. 😅
My personal favorites are the CU Hockey and Puckboys serieses by Eden Finley and Saxon James. They were my entrée into the subgenre. Tal Bauer's Gravity and The Rest of the Story are one-offs that are also good enough that I bought digital copies after borrowing them for the initial read.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
My personal favorites are the CU Hockey and Puckboys serieses by Eden Finley and Saxon James. They were my entrée into the subgenre. Tal Bauer's Gravity and The Rest of the Story are one-offs that are also good enough that I bought digital copies after borrowing them for the initial read.
I have, um, several additional recommendations in that genre that might not have been mobbed yet.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I have, um, several additional recommendations in that genre that might not have been mobbed yet.
Do you deliver? What's your radius? 🥵👅
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Do you deliver? What's your radius? 🥵👅
Fortunately I have a very warm tongue! 👅
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Fortunately I have a very warm tongue! 👅
The way I'd go back and forth between your bone and his booty! 👅👅
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The way I'd go back and forth between your bone and his booty! 👅👅