Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution. Exceedingly unlikely to respond to "hey". Blocker of blank/harvester accounts.
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Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
· Aug 6
I'm sorry I did a deep dive into your media tab and liked a bunch of pics from two years ago. In my defense, I have limited self control and you have a sushi-grade ass.
Little Drummer Boy looks like he's gotten into Grampa's moonshine 🥴
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Little Drummer Boy looks like he's gotten into Grampa's moonshine 🥴
I'm too jet-lagged to make a Thanksgiving pun; happy Thanksgiving, sluts! May you spend the day surrounded by love and too much food.
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm too jet-lagged to make a Thanksgiving pun; happy Thanksgiving, sluts! May you spend the day surrounded by love and too much food.
My in-laws' grandfather clock is missing the last note in the Westminster Quarters before striking the hours and it might lead me to violence.
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My in-laws' grandfather clock is missing the last note in the Westminster Quarters before striking the hours and it might lead me to violence.
I went to the Ohio state-run liquor store and everybody knew you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I went to the Ohio state-run liquor store and everybody knew you.
Boy, landing into a grey, drizzly Cleveland as "California Dreamin'" randomly played on shuffle sure made me homesick, even though I've been out of California a grand total of six hours.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Boy, landing into a grey, drizzly Cleveland as "California Dreamin'" randomly played on shuffle sure made me homesick, even though I've been out of California a grand total of six hours.
Boy, you tip the Delta Sky Club bartenders and suddenly they're pouring Castro strength for you.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Boy, you tip the Delta Sky Club bartenders and suddenly they're pouring Castro strength for you.
::put on asbestos union suit and gloves::
Ham. It's not good.
There, I said it.
Ham. It's not good.
There, I said it.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
::put on asbestos union suit and gloves::
Ham. It's not good.
There, I said it.
Ham. It's not good.
There, I said it.
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Feast your eyes on my buns, ye mighty, and despair.
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Feast your eyes on my buns, ye mighty, and despair.
Kittens, be a doll and report this account? They're using my man's pic as a profile pic and reposting posts from my account. It's @chris083 dot bsky dot social.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Kittens, be a doll and report this account? They're using my man's pic as a profile pic and reposting posts from my account. It's @chris083 dot bsky dot social.
Girls, these fondant potatoes I made with dinner tonight 🥵
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Girls, these fondant potatoes I made with dinner tonight 🥵
The way Bluesky goes in an single swipe from me having my hands down my pants looking at hairy dingdongs to me softly whispering "sweet little bay-bee" at someone's cat....
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The way Bluesky goes in an single swipe from me having my hands down my pants looking at hairy dingdongs to me softly whispering "sweet little bay-bee" at someone's cat....
I always liked Chip. He was a handsome boy.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I always liked Chip. He was a handsome boy.
With this chill in the air, #tummytuesday only gets the bare minimum exposure. 😅
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
With this chill in the air, #tummytuesday only gets the bare minimum exposure. 😅
What's the polite way to tell the straight bros behind me that the line they're in isn't for the deli but for the sex dungeon next door? 😅
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What's the polite way to tell the straight bros behind me that the line they're in isn't for the deli but for the sex dungeon next door? 😅
After a 3:45 am airport run, an hour lying awake listening to the rain, a 7 am gym session, and breakfast, I think I've earned a 9 am nap. 😴
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
After a 3:45 am airport run, an hour lying awake listening to the rain, a 7 am gym session, and breakfast, I think I've earned a 9 am nap. 😴
Oh no the lunchtime hookup only made me hornier 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oh no the lunchtime hookup only made me hornier 🙃
Sometimes a fat, hairy, generously foreskinned hog is just the thing you need on a Friday lunch hour.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sometimes a fat, hairy, generously foreskinned hog is just the thing you need on a Friday lunch hour.
There's no in between with my PrEP labs. Either I absentmindedly pee on my way out of the house and have to sit around thinking flowy thoughts at my kidneys, or I drink two liters of water an hour before and am practically pinching my dick closed in the lab waiting room. 😅
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
There's no in between with my PrEP labs. Either I absentmindedly pee on my way out of the house and have to sit around thinking flowy thoughts at my kidneys, or I drink two liters of water an hour before and am practically pinching my dick closed in the lab waiting room. 😅
The face | the cheeks
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The face | the cheeks
