Otis B. Driftwood
otisbdriftwood.bsky.social
Otis B. Driftwood
@otisbdriftwood.bsky.social
P1 Here for the mirth… USAF vet, Telephone man, obsessed fan of the Dallas sports teams and proud Grandpa.
I also like his seating arrangement better than the last 2 games.
Breaking: Jake Oettinger goes with a forward flat brim USA baseball cap on the bench vs Germany rather than his recent choice of a toque.
February 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
February 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I had better not hear “Oettinger didn’t dress” again the remainder of this tournament.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I can’t say “fuck this guy” with enough emphasis when it comes to this clown ass piece of shit.
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
February 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Be mindful of this when the USA plays later today…
8-0 is what happens when goal differential matters
February 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
As a Reebok customer of nearly 50 years, I can say with no doubt whatsoever that I will not be purchasing these shoes
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Dead Flowers
When The Whip Comes Down
Can You Hear Me Knocking

And as an added “fave list”;

Side 2 - Some Girls
Side 2 - Goats Head Soup
Side 1 - Sticky Fingers
Under My Thumb
Sympathy for me Devil
Miss You
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
We really need Super 70’s Sports to get their asses over here…
February 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Very nice win over the hated Swedes...
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Reposted by Otis B. Driftwood
This is the ultimate sartorial expression of the phrase "all hat and no cattle"...
February 13, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Talk about misreading your customer base…

https://archive.ph/oRWYE
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Just learned that a coworker is in jail today. I’m at a total loss about this. Utterly dumbfounded.

Get help if you need it, kids.

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/woman-found-dead-honey-grove-texas-pecan-street/287-5345915e-c103-46ae-ac7a-2156844c0c12
February 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Paraphrasing the judge and his comments to the Secretary of Defense…

Seriously. Go fuck yourself, Pete.
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Ouch, Czechs
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It’s about damn time…
Dallas decided Wednesday to sacrifice some of its power to keep the region’s transit service alive.

The high-stakes move is aimed at stopping a half-dozen suburbs from bolting from the Dallas Area Rapid Transit.
Dallas votes to give up DART majority in bid to keep suburbs in system
The Dallas City Council approved a proposed governance framework that would shrink the city’s voting power on the DART board to at least 45%.
www.dallasnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Welp… our Finnish friends are in a bit of a pickle.
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Moose!
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Not good at all
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Not good, Finns…
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
There we go!!!
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Targaryen vs Targaryen…

Delicious
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
He’s a fucking imbecile.
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Skeet’s that aged poorly…
You are going to win in Seattle? 😂😂😂 Good luck
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Finally!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
So someone is about to purchase a Super Bowl Championship team…

When has that happened before?
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM