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Utility room fitted 👌, apart from the door for the sink unit which is still to arrive. The space beyond the sink is pencilled for an under counter freezer, but I'm yet to finally decide. The laundry basket can live there for now.
January 21, 2026 at 7:23 PM
It's always slightly embarrassing when you have to go to the doc to get them to remove an item from an orifice. It was the silicone tip of one of my airpods from my ear this time.
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January 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Just starting this. Ten minutes in and up pops my favourite Icelandic bear, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson - it's gonna be an enjoyable ride 😉
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
QTP with your favourite Jedi!
(wrong answers only)
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
That's the last of the kitchen items brought down from 18 months storage in the spare room. The game of where do I put stuff continues! 😂
January 18, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Bandwagon done 👍😂
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Shower hose descaled 🚿👌
Follow me for more household hacks 😉
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 AM
You really can't hide a moose knuckle in a James Bond jumpsuit can you? 😂👀
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Seating for the island arrived today, exactly what I wanted thanks to @andyduchess.bsky.social who advised on the colour of my stools! 🤣

After over a year the fridge is now in the kitchen - feels odd not having it in the middle room but I'll get used to it 😂
January 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
My butler now has one pantry, and positions for handles have been marked on drawers. Getting there!
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Slightly diminish a game

Hung Man.
Slightly diminish a game

Quiet Bump.
Slightly diminish a game

Text of Duty
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I can't be the only one seeing the resemblance
#ToF #Traitors
January 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I'm a sucker for a reduced sticker as well as a bandwagon - in this instance, hot honey 🤤
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Not quite an once, but we'll take it ❄️❄️❄️
January 5, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Fifteen years ago I was down with these guys according to FB. Still have those Subapro Veloce fins.
January 4, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Retiring my trusty S8 (64GB). It's replacement isn't an iPhone & was released almost a year ago but here's a pic anyway 🤣

Was looking at the A56 but Vodafone had the S25 256GB for £580 & the nice people at Samsung are giving me £180 cashback too! If you want a new phone, it's a cracking deal 👌
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Morning 👋
Bit nippy on our walk around the college - more of a light dusting than enough inches to make you gasp 🤣
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Gonna warm myself by your fire
January 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Happy New Year!

Unpacking continues, box number 19.
Getting there. Just takes time. Memories of people & past in every box. Mum's orange Salter scales, nan's bowl, my father's wine goblets, a butter dish that was a running joke, a couple of Gordon setter hairs in mugs that had been wrapped forever.
January 1, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Same Santa, same
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Dentist as lost a crown Mon eve. Didn't fit perfectly so had to tell him one edge was slightly bent as it may have been bitten. Omitted to mention that wasn't me, Hugo had it off the coffee table & dropped it in the hall. TBH he could have really mangled it or swallowed it 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Having just watched it, I can confirm it's a vapid pile of crap. I know it has a great cast and Martine McCutcheon, but even they can't save the plaited turkey of a narrative.
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December 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Going in for the first time. Just started and there'll be hell to pay if I don't find out more about the first lobster of the nativity 😂
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December 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When did you know?
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM