Temu Bob Ross
ososalsosal.bsky.social
Temu Bob Ross
@ososalsosal.bsky.social
Grumpy, mildly bogan, very nerdy, trying to cultivate a nice filter bubble of people I can learn from or laugh with. You probably won't do much of either from me soz

AI slop == block
Blue maga == block
Funny c*** == follow
If this shit is keeping the economy alive, then I hope it has a DNR order on it because it needs palliative care and a dignified death, not whatever this is.
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Best schlock ever tho
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Bob is kinda not the best interpreter of his own songs lol.

His bangers often only become bangers when some other artist makes a point of spelling out that the song is in fact a banger.
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Blue filter used to just be "we're shooting on 500T without an 85B filter and we're not gonna correct it later".

I guess these days there's no 500T, just a digital sensor with daylight balance
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My son always has this to hold over his teachers' heads if they have an issue. "Yeah? Well at least I didn't educate a Nazi cult leader"
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Folding/seti@home proved cloud compute can be done at scale on domestic machines, at least in concept.

Fediverse proves you can own your infrastructure and integrate with a wider network.

I guess a fediverse take on container hosting is the way to go?
It would be the opposite of regulated though
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Temu Bob Ross
“We’ll heal the nation by legitimizing those who’ve tried to destroy the nation.” [nation continues to implode for some reason]
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Brazil is fuckin amazing.

Either it's stayed uncannily relevant or society simply hasn't changed.
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Rookie numbers!

Comrade Trump doing the hard revolutionary work, but we need to kill way more large corporations still
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Faaaaarck I saw this as a 6yo and the kandyman scared the shit out of me
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's odd to see people who grew up in those circles.

They'll speak kinda ditzy and then all of a sudden use a *very specific* term that reveals they're a complete nerd for some obscure topic and they've been acting all along.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
US soft power failed long before this.

All it takes is for citizens to see how much worse they have it than their equivalent class in bogeyman countries and it's absolutely over for the capitalist narrative.

The tiktok ban was a watershed moment when everyone got onto xiaohongshu/rednote
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I learnt from driving a beamer that you shouldn't get a second hand beamer unless you can afford a new beamer.
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Stop making him sound cool. He's not cool, he's just bogarting the nice drugs
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I was talking about cost of living and my horrified 14yo is like "why the fuck does *living* cost anything?".

I got nothing. No explanation that would satisfy a curious mind. I'm just gonna have to give him some Marx to start on and see where it goes.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It's madness doing the school run in a teeny tiny 2007 mazda2, when all the other kids are being dropped off in gigantic V8 prime movers...

Like, your kids aren't that heavy that you need something that can pull a train.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sam Altmann looks like Officer Murphy's son all grown up, crying when someone tells him about who RoboCop really is
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hath the Tsar receiv'd the etchings of the king's misdeed upon Bubba?
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I thought the class was "fullerenes" and buckminsterfullerene was specifically C60?
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Cryptid confirmed
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM