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@oscarxray.bsky.social
Beware The Judderman, my dear, when the moon is fat...
🏴🇪🇺🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ♥️𝖆 𝖋 𝖈 🤍
🏴🇪🇺🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ♥️𝖆 𝖋 𝖈 🤍
Can't pretend I'm not glad that the Salah / Slot / Liverpool nonsense has taken the heat off Arsenal.
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Can't pretend I'm not glad that the Salah / Slot / Liverpool nonsense has taken the heat off Arsenal.
FUCKING YESSSSS! GET IN! TROSSARD!!!!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
FUCKING YESSSSS! GET IN! TROSSARD!!!!!!!!
Saka should have done better with that free header. Benny Blanco with the ball in looks deadly.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Saka should have done better with that free header. Benny Blanco with the ball in looks deadly.
At least if my bus does get in an accident, there is an unprotected metal pole in front of my face to cushion the impact.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
At least if my bus does get in an accident, there is an unprotected metal pole in front of my face to cushion the impact.
I designed (with FIFA Kit Creator, no AI) a thing.
@footballramble.bsky.social, how about some merch?
@footballramble.bsky.social, how about some merch?
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I designed (with FIFA Kit Creator, no AI) a thing.
@footballramble.bsky.social, how about some merch?
@footballramble.bsky.social, how about some merch?
COME IN AND KNOW ME BETTER, MAN!
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
COME IN AND KNOW ME BETTER, MAN!
Any person whose favourite Christmas film isn't the Muppets Christmas Carol is a wrong'un.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Any person whose favourite Christmas film isn't the Muppets Christmas Carol is a wrong'un.
I play a lot of things up for attention, but I'm actually angry about this.
The Classic is the ONE TRUE WAY to cut a sandwich.
The 3 types of crust are evenly-distributed & when you eat them from bottom-to-top you get the best sandwich.
I genuinely hate the fact that my wife & friends disagree.
The Classic is the ONE TRUE WAY to cut a sandwich.
The 3 types of crust are evenly-distributed & when you eat them from bottom-to-top you get the best sandwich.
I genuinely hate the fact that my wife & friends disagree.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I play a lot of things up for attention, but I'm actually angry about this.
The Classic is the ONE TRUE WAY to cut a sandwich.
The 3 types of crust are evenly-distributed & when you eat them from bottom-to-top you get the best sandwich.
I genuinely hate the fact that my wife & friends disagree.
The Classic is the ONE TRUE WAY to cut a sandwich.
The 3 types of crust are evenly-distributed & when you eat them from bottom-to-top you get the best sandwich.
I genuinely hate the fact that my wife & friends disagree.
Pete Hegseth shouldn't be ugly, but he is. He ticks most of the conventional "handsome" boxes, but he fails as a person.
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Pete Hegseth shouldn't be ugly, but he is. He ticks most of the conventional "handsome" boxes, but he fails as a person.
It makes sense that you operate your won business, because you have sold me on this as well.
Ceramic or metal teapot? I know that the ceramic is traditional, but the late Mr. X-Ray Snr. always used a metal one, and I swear I've never had a better cuppa.
Ceramic or metal teapot? I know that the ceramic is traditional, but the late Mr. X-Ray Snr. always used a metal one, and I swear I've never had a better cuppa.
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It makes sense that you operate your won business, because you have sold me on this as well.
Ceramic or metal teapot? I know that the ceramic is traditional, but the late Mr. X-Ray Snr. always used a metal one, and I swear I've never had a better cuppa.
Ceramic or metal teapot? I know that the ceramic is traditional, but the late Mr. X-Ray Snr. always used a metal one, and I swear I've never had a better cuppa.
Mate, I actively *enjoyed* that. I was bricking it earlier - said to my mates a draw would be fine. I made ungodly noises during that match. I am rapturous.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Mate, I actively *enjoyed* that. I was bricking it earlier - said to my mates a draw would be fine. I made ungodly noises during that match. I am rapturous.
When it comes to corners, Rice and Saka love whipping balls like Le Chiffre in Casino Royale.
(I will not apologise for this analogy.)
(I will not apologise for this analogy.)
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When it comes to corners, Rice and Saka love whipping balls like Le Chiffre in Casino Royale.
(I will not apologise for this analogy.)
(I will not apologise for this analogy.)
Saka smacked in the face. Purely accidental, no foul, but he will not like that...
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Saka smacked in the face. Purely accidental, no foul, but he will not like that...
A Canadian president?
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A Canadian president?
Oh me, oh my, it's looking rather nice after this weekend...
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh me, oh my, it's looking rather nice after this weekend...