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Beware The Judderman, my dear, when the moon is fat...
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I want a leather trenchcoat so that guys from the 80s know how bad I am.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I want a leather trenchcoat so that guys from the 80s know how bad I am.
My favourite thing about 80s movies is how many people in entirely unrelated and innocuous professions were proficient in kung-fu.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My favourite thing about 80s movies is how many people in entirely unrelated and innocuous professions were proficient in kung-fu.
I am 6' 6". Air travel is often uncomfortable for me. Before I board a flight, I find a quiet corner and stretch my legs so that I don't cramp the fuck up.
I have absolutely no interest in "working out", getting hot and sweaty before sitting on a long-haul flight next to other human beings.
I have absolutely no interest in "working out", getting hot and sweaty before sitting on a long-haul flight next to other human beings.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I am 6' 6". Air travel is often uncomfortable for me. Before I board a flight, I find a quiet corner and stretch my legs so that I don't cramp the fuck up.
I have absolutely no interest in "working out", getting hot and sweaty before sitting on a long-haul flight next to other human beings.
I have absolutely no interest in "working out", getting hot and sweaty before sitting on a long-haul flight next to other human beings.
Can't pretend I'm not glad that the Salah / Slot / Liverpool nonsense has taken the heat off Arsenal.
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Can't pretend I'm not glad that the Salah / Slot / Liverpool nonsense has taken the heat off Arsenal.
Fucking hell. I'm off to watch Requiem for a Dream to cheer me up after that .
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Fucking hell. I'm off to watch Requiem for a Dream to cheer me up after that .
Just instantaneously sprouted seven new grey hairs there.
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just instantaneously sprouted seven new grey hairs there.
Stop kicking the ball straight at Martinez! Bounce it off the back of his head instead!
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Stop kicking the ball straight at Martinez! Bounce it off the back of his head instead!
Let's make it two for two!
Goal for Arsenal, Blackstenius left footed from the edge of penaly area. 88' 2-1
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Let's make it two for two!
*this GIF but with Trossard's face*
thanos says i am inevitable in a movie
ALT: thanos says i am inevitable in a movie
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December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
*this GIF but with Trossard's face*
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FUCKING YESSSSS! GET IN! TROSSARD!!!!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
FUCKING YESSSSS! GET IN! TROSSARD!!!!!!!!
Saka seems particularly fired up after half time.
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Saka seems particularly fired up after half time.
Trossard and Gyokeres on for Exe and Merino. Smart changes. 45 minutes to go, let's fucking have them.
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Trossard and Gyokeres on for Exe and Merino. Smart changes. 45 minutes to go, let's fucking have them.
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Eze on the left doesn’t work away from home in my opinion. Play it at home, against a team who will sit back. But a team who can exploit space? Doesn’t work as he doesn’t track back as well as others
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Eze on the left doesn’t work away from home in my opinion. Play it at home, against a team who will sit back. But a team who can exploit space? Doesn’t work as he doesn’t track back as well as others
FFS. That was coming, wasn't it? Sharpen up, lads.
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
FFS. That was coming, wasn't it? Sharpen up, lads.
I studied English literature at university. Declan Rice can read the game better than I can read Spot The Dog. The man is a phenom.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I studied English literature at university. Declan Rice can read the game better than I can read Spot The Dog. The man is a phenom.
Benny Blanco being a beautiful bastard as always. Never change, Benjamin.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Benny Blanco being a beautiful bastard as always. Never change, Benjamin.
Not really the point, but Calafiori looks like a majestic stallion galloping across the plains when he runs. Do with that what you will, creeps.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Not really the point, but Calafiori looks like a majestic stallion galloping across the plains when he runs. Do with that what you will, creeps.
Saka should have done better with that free header. Benny Blanco with the ball in looks deadly.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Saka should have done better with that free header. Benny Blanco with the ball in looks deadly.
Villa need a few shades of the proverbial kicked out of them to stop them getting the idea that they can play like Chelsea and Newcastle and get one over on us.
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Villa need a few shades of the proverbial kicked out of them to stop them getting the idea that they can play like Chelsea and Newcastle and get one over on us.
Watkins did incredibly well to keep it going there. Fine save from Raya.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Watkins did incredibly well to keep it going there. Fine save from Raya.
Steady, David. Nothing silly now. That's the other lad's job.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Steady, David. Nothing silly now. That's the other lad's job.
Lads, I put garlic mayo on my hot ham and cheddar baguette from Greggs, and it was elevatory. I am a better man today because of this experience.
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Lads, I put garlic mayo on my hot ham and cheddar baguette from Greggs, and it was elevatory. I am a better man today because of this experience.