Orlean Cooper
@orleancooper.bsky.social
"Don't feed the mouth that bites you." - Count Bass D
A "Middle" Name isn't a fucking nickname.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A "Middle" Name isn't a fucking nickname.
Love drinking my death lemonade chilling on my death bed.
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Love drinking my death lemonade chilling on my death bed.
Only according to Grok.
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Only according to Grok.
I can't wait to see what the man behind Mr. Beast Burger and the Weight Watchers café does next. It will surely be delicious!
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I can't wait to see what the man behind Mr. Beast Burger and the Weight Watchers café does next. It will surely be delicious!
It's... difficult? No, that doesn't work. Challenging? Fuck it, I quit.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It's... difficult? No, that doesn't work. Challenging? Fuck it, I quit.
Wednesday (Kill Me Now)
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Wednesday (Kill Me Now)
Andrew Johnson would like to have a word, but he's asleep in a pool of his own vomit.
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Andrew Johnson would like to have a word, but he's asleep in a pool of his own vomit.
I feel bad for the oveematched roll. Throw that bullshit into a bowl.
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I feel bad for the oveematched roll. Throw that bullshit into a bowl.
Cowardly audience laughing at their own discomfort.
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Cowardly audience laughing at their own discomfort.
If controversy justified bonesawing, Trump would have been made into a a human stump long, long ago.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If controversy justified bonesawing, Trump would have been made into a a human stump long, long ago.
Between pitch ads for random May games. Hooray.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Between pitch ads for random May games. Hooray.
How can a whole nation hate something so nonexistent?
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
How can a whole nation hate something so nonexistent?
Of all the things you could do after making $120M as a baseball player...why that?
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Of all the things you could do after making $120M as a baseball player...why that?
Rejected Inspectah Deck line.
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Rejected Inspectah Deck line.
Little colloidal silver'll fix that up in a jiff
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Little colloidal silver'll fix that up in a jiff
It is worth contemplating your expected answer when you, a sports journalist, ask an athlete, "Eating shit: like or dislike?"
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It is worth contemplating your expected answer when you, a sports journalist, ask an athlete, "Eating shit: like or dislike?"