Orlean Cooper
@orleancooper.bsky.social
"Don't feed the mouth that bites you." - Count Bass D
Executioner admits three out of twelve jurors voted not guilty.
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Executioner admits three out of twelve jurors voted not guilty.
Love drinking my death lemonade chilling on my death bed.
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Love drinking my death lemonade chilling on my death bed.
The very few times I have to read a New York Post article, it's such a delight to not support them.
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The very few times I have to read a New York Post article, it's such a delight to not support them.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
The Browns experience truly is a brown experience.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The Browns experience truly is a brown experience.
No Adults Allowed.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
No Adults Allowed.
The JBs imagined the funky glory of a world without cars.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The JBs imagined the funky glory of a world without cars.
Agreed, for different reasons.
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Agreed, for different reasons.
Some people are bulletproof. Don't long to be one of them unless you long to also be an awful person. No bulletproof person has ever been good.
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Some people are bulletproof. Don't long to be one of them unless you long to also be an awful person. No bulletproof person has ever been good.
A much less impressive poll when you actually dig into it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A much less impressive poll when you actually dig into it.
Niners fans will think fondly of beating both teams when they're watching other teams in the playoffs (best case scenario) or reminding people why the #7 seed is a terrible idea.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Niners fans will think fondly of beating both teams when they're watching other teams in the playoffs (best case scenario) or reminding people why the #7 seed is a terrible idea.
If you both sides absolutely everything, that isn't being balanced, that's being schizophrenic. The old gray lady desperately needs meds.
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If you both sides absolutely everything, that isn't being balanced, that's being schizophrenic. The old gray lady desperately needs meds.
I guess you wonder where I've been...
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I guess you wonder where I've been...
I probably shouldn't be given access to this.
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I probably shouldn't be given access to this.
I wanted to be disgusted by the article itself, but then I became distracted by the way none of these white men have skin color that occurs in nature.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I wanted to be disgusted by the article itself, but then I became distracted by the way none of these white men have skin color that occurs in nature.
The Anti-Defamation League is the most misnamed organization since the Nazi-era "joy divisions."
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The Anti-Defamation League is the most misnamed organization since the Nazi-era "joy divisions."
Only one man needs to sit here.
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Only one man needs to sit here.
PORTRAITS IN COURAGE.
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
PORTRAITS IN COURAGE.
THE NEW YORK TIMES: Hey, remember that guy we fucked over? Any chance we can fuck this other guy over by mentioning that guy?
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
THE NEW YORK TIMES: Hey, remember that guy we fucked over? Any chance we can fuck this other guy over by mentioning that guy?
I don't discriminate, I COMBO discriminate.
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I don't discriminate, I COMBO discriminate.
It'd be more honest if the New York Times just ran headlines like OH, BOTHER and HEAVENS TO MERAGTROYD, HE'S B-B-BROWN!
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It'd be more honest if the New York Times just ran headlines like OH, BOTHER and HEAVENS TO MERAGTROYD, HE'S B-B-BROWN!
It feels strange rooting this hard for something as amazing as Shohei Ohtani to fail. Perverse, almost.
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It feels strange rooting this hard for something as amazing as Shohei Ohtani to fail. Perverse, almost.