@oregonlawguy.bsky.social
Father, lawyer, dog lover, Orioles fan.
When my people tell me on teams “I’ll send them to voicemail,” I often think about them being sent to hell instead and I try to picture it.
January 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM
When my people tell me on teams “I’ll send them to voicemail,” I often think about them being sent to hell instead and I try to picture it.
I’m thankful that Curt Schilling has zero Cy Young awards to give to Trump.
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I’m thankful that Curt Schilling has zero Cy Young awards to give to Trump.
I just learned Marion Ross is still alive. Happy days.
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I just learned Marion Ross is still alive. Happy days.
I totally forgot that Victor Kiriakis was on the Gilmore Girls.
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I totally forgot that Victor Kiriakis was on the Gilmore Girls.
At the airport I saw a Swiss plane and an American plane yet managed to not make a cheesy joke.
January 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
At the airport I saw a Swiss plane and an American plane yet managed to not make a cheesy joke.
I totally get why FedEx is an ex.
January 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I totally get why FedEx is an ex.
This has got to be the most over the top intervention any father has taken to get his son off coke.
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
This has got to be the most over the top intervention any father has taken to get his son off coke.
It’s a Dark Side of the Moon kind of day.
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s a Dark Side of the Moon kind of day.
9 year old just got upset at me for saying “fuck” twice. Damn me for responding to work emails in her presence.
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
9 year old just got upset at me for saying “fuck” twice. Damn me for responding to work emails in her presence.
Opposing counsel (in very scary, threatening voice): We’ll be filing a motion to amend and a motion to compel.
Me:
Me:
a man says " i wanna be just like you " in front of a breakfast club logo
ALT: a man says " i wanna be just like you " in front of a breakfast club logo
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Opposing counsel (in very scary, threatening voice): We’ll be filing a motion to amend and a motion to compel.
Me:
Me:
My Spotify age is one month off from my actual age.
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
My Spotify age is one month off from my actual age.
Opposing counsel is named Moe and my son wants me to prank him like Bart Simpson would.
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Opposing counsel is named Moe and my son wants me to prank him like Bart Simpson would.
Im now the client that emails his lawyer regularly asking for updates. At least my issue is time sensitive so I feel less bad about it. But man, I don’t like being on the other side. #visastuff
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Im now the client that emails his lawyer regularly asking for updates. At least my issue is time sensitive so I feel less bad about it. But man, I don’t like being on the other side. #visastuff
Sometimes you just need to tell someone to fuck off and it will make you feel so much better. Even if you say it in a more professional manner.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Sometimes you just need to tell someone to fuck off and it will make you feel so much better. Even if you say it in a more professional manner.
I’ve only met one person named Angel that was nice.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ve only met one person named Angel that was nice.
Uno!
An elected official in Nevada was determined by a card draw.
Casino-style card draw used to break election tie
An elected official in Nevada was determined by a card draw on Wednesday.
www.kptv.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Uno!
I’ve had that Bruno Mars song stuck in my head for 3 days and I can assure you that if I die right now I won’t be smiling.
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I’ve had that Bruno Mars song stuck in my head for 3 days and I can assure you that if I die right now I won’t be smiling.
Roses are red… ah, fk it, everything is blue today.
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Roses are red… ah, fk it, everything is blue today.
Chauncey Billups has had bettor days.
October 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Chauncey Billups has had bettor days.
An SNL skit where Kristi Noem turns into a Kristi gnome.
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
An SNL skit where Kristi Noem turns into a Kristi gnome.
Ketchup
Titanic
Walking on the Sun
Titanic
Walking on the Sun
Celery
Slumdog Millionaire
Hey There Delilah
Slumdog Millionaire
Hey There Delilah
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.
Hummus
Fruitvale Station
Before I Let Go
Hummus
Fruitvale Station
Before I Let Go
October 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ketchup
Titanic
Walking on the Sun
Titanic
Walking on the Sun
When your college kid buys you mini cokes and you Venmo her back and the reason is “coke.” Nothing to see here.
October 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
When your college kid buys you mini cokes and you Venmo her back and the reason is “coke.” Nothing to see here.
Opposing counsel is always going to want you to include 5 other people on every email you send. 100% of the time the majority of the recipients will have automatic out of office replies.
October 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Opposing counsel is always going to want you to include 5 other people on every email you send. 100% of the time the majority of the recipients will have automatic out of office replies.
If Kristi Noem was an actual gnome, what kind of gnome would she be?
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October 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
If Kristi Noem was an actual gnome, what kind of gnome would she be?
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Another wonderful day of remote work.
October 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Another wonderful day of remote work.