Oregano Jones, Legal Shitposter
@oreganojones.bsky.social
Non-lawyering lawyer, father, drinker, shitposter. I'm here for a short time, not a good time. Ha ha, this bio is terrible.
I guess it's open to anyone to have the opinion that Salman Rushdie isn't concerned with free speech. That's not a stance I'd agree with though.
May 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I guess it's open to anyone to have the opinion that Salman Rushdie isn't concerned with free speech. That's not a stance I'd agree with though.
In terms of lore, Street Fighter II has much more going on than Control.
April 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
In terms of lore, Street Fighter II has much more going on than Control.
I don't even own AN otter.
March 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't even own AN otter.
Jurassic Park (1993) - ridiculous, was the owner of InGen just going to personally attend every tour?
Also, classic Spielberg in the early scenes, making things seem ominous. I am the first person ever to notice that directors have a particular style.
Also, classic Spielberg in the early scenes, making things seem ominous. I am the first person ever to notice that directors have a particular style.
March 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Jurassic Park (1993) - ridiculous, was the owner of InGen just going to personally attend every tour?
Also, classic Spielberg in the early scenes, making things seem ominous. I am the first person ever to notice that directors have a particular style.
Also, classic Spielberg in the early scenes, making things seem ominous. I am the first person ever to notice that directors have a particular style.
This is such a ballsy way to begin a fundraising email.
I wonder if other companies could do this.
"400 killed and millions starving in Gaza. Do not stay quiet in the face of Genocide - two large Domino's pizzas delivered from $29.95. Conditions apply."
I wonder if other companies could do this.
"400 killed and millions starving in Gaza. Do not stay quiet in the face of Genocide - two large Domino's pizzas delivered from $29.95. Conditions apply."
March 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is such a ballsy way to begin a fundraising email.
I wonder if other companies could do this.
"400 killed and millions starving in Gaza. Do not stay quiet in the face of Genocide - two large Domino's pizzas delivered from $29.95. Conditions apply."
I wonder if other companies could do this.
"400 killed and millions starving in Gaza. Do not stay quiet in the face of Genocide - two large Domino's pizzas delivered from $29.95. Conditions apply."
Scared? You should be.
March 16, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Scared? You should be.
What are we doing as a society?
March 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What are we doing as a society?
Heaps of Zoey Stark figures in stock at indro target. Get in quick.
March 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Heaps of Zoey Stark figures in stock at indro target. Get in quick.
Old mate alfie is doing doughnuts. Come on buddy, we don't have all year.
March 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Old mate alfie is doing doughnuts. Come on buddy, we don't have all year.
It's because they're more expensive.
February 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It's because they're more expensive.
what the fuck are you talking about woolworths? last chance to tap n stack? are you having a stroke? i'll kill you.
February 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
what the fuck are you talking about woolworths? last chance to tap n stack? are you having a stroke? i'll kill you.
Blue Sky is a good name for this place.
February 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Sky is a good name for this place.
February 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Eat shit, people in Docklands, Auburn, Canberra, Crossroads, Adelaide, Moorabbin, Marsden Park and Epping. Because you won't be eating Organic Whole Medjool Dates! BOOM!
February 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Eat shit, people in Docklands, Auburn, Canberra, Crossroads, Adelaide, Moorabbin, Marsden Park and Epping. Because you won't be eating Organic Whole Medjool Dates! BOOM!
This seems like it should be a bigger deal.
February 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This seems like it should be a bigger deal.
"Positions of power and privilege"
Yes, it's a multimillionaire celebrity sports star racially abusing a traffic cop.
(none of this alters the fact that saying mean words should not be a crime and a serious country would not be wasting their time with this stuff)
Yes, it's a multimillionaire celebrity sports star racially abusing a traffic cop.
(none of this alters the fact that saying mean words should not be a crime and a serious country would not be wasting their time with this stuff)
February 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Positions of power and privilege"
Yes, it's a multimillionaire celebrity sports star racially abusing a traffic cop.
(none of this alters the fact that saying mean words should not be a crime and a serious country would not be wasting their time with this stuff)
Yes, it's a multimillionaire celebrity sports star racially abusing a traffic cop.
(none of this alters the fact that saying mean words should not be a crime and a serious country would not be wasting their time with this stuff)
"North of Brisbane" describes just about everywhere you'd expect to see a crocodile.
February 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"North of Brisbane" describes just about everywhere you'd expect to see a crocodile.
Bluey is much more disrespectful than Peppa, but y'all aren't ready to have that conversation.
February 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Bluey is much more disrespectful than Peppa, but y'all aren't ready to have that conversation.
What? No. To both sentences.
February 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
What? No. To both sentences.
February 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Great news. There is only a 1% chance that the world is going to get destroyed by this particular asteroid in 2032.
www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/north-...
www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/north-...
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Great news. There is only a 1% chance that the world is going to get destroyed by this particular asteroid in 2032.
www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/north-...
www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/north-...
Well that shouldn't happen. 💥
January 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Well that shouldn't happen. 💥
Here's a palette cleanser for you.
January 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Here's a palette cleanser for you.
hey everyone here's some content
January 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
hey everyone here's some content
Okay but I think it was probably the tennis.
January 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Okay but I think it was probably the tennis.