You should reconsider your extremely foolish stance on this and become a wiser and better person for it.

I know you're getting a lot of hostile replies for this, but I just want to say that you deserve every single one and you're a morally bankrupt jackass who's wrong about everything.

Reptile type scales are overlapping bits of keratinized skin, so scaly areas might be less sensitive or feel like they have light clothing on them. Could also feel similar to one's nails.

I miss these, they were part of many a lunch

This thing is really cool, but it's also unbearably funny to see it flop around.