Alan
@oraclecrank.bsky.social
chattanooga, tn | 🍞🏴🏳️🌈 | he/him
"he worked really hard"
"yeah so do washing machines"
so few lines carry this much pathos lol
"yeah so do washing machines"
so few lines carry this much pathos lol
December 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"he worked really hard"
"yeah so do washing machines"
so few lines carry this much pathos lol
"yeah so do washing machines"
so few lines carry this much pathos lol
ummmmm youre forgetting that there are people the law protects but does not bind
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
ummmmm youre forgetting that there are people the law protects but does not bind
like honestly nothing that's been reported about Brian Thompson indicates that he was somebody anyone really loved or will miss, just a personification of capital
December 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
like honestly nothing that's been reported about Brian Thompson indicates that he was somebody anyone really loved or will miss, just a personification of capital
well a few people threw histrionic shitfits and called the manager on everyone who mourned him with even a smidge less enthusiasm than north koreans when a kim dies
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
well a few people threw histrionic shitfits and called the manager on everyone who mourned him with even a smidge less enthusiasm than north koreans when a kim dies
what the fuck do you know about any of it you rich ass hole
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
what the fuck do you know about any of it you rich ass hole
Reposted by Alan
I'm sorry you seemingly don't have anyone you can trust to intervene and persuade you not to do things like this.
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I'm sorry you seemingly don't have anyone you can trust to intervene and persuade you not to do things like this.
a-list journalists are some of the most bloodthirsty people imaginable
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
a-list journalists are some of the most bloodthirsty people imaginable
you're laughing. I paid $622 to see paul mccartney from section 317 and you're laughing
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
you're laughing. I paid $622 to see paul mccartney from section 317 and you're laughing
what was this? the west memphis three?
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
what was this? the west memphis three?
lucky for me tofurkey is easy as hell to carve
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
lucky for me tofurkey is easy as hell to carve
professors like to do it is the thing
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
professors like to do it is the thing
tbh I hope they put Chomsky under the jail
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
tbh I hope they put Chomsky under the jail