Andrew Optimisey
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Cambridge-based #SEO nerd | Specialist Instructor on the Wix Studio SEO course | SEO Consultant available for hire |
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January 19, 2026 at 9:04 AM
duckduckgo on the money with this ad. 😄
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
duckduckgo on the money with this ad. 😄
🔥🔥🔥 THIS IS FINE 🔥🔥🔥
January 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
🔥🔥🔥 THIS IS FINE 🔥🔥🔥
Met (and re-met some of) a lovely bunch of folks at @coworkcrew.bsky.social in Northampton today.
Here's host Penni Pickering's selfie as proof. 😄
Here's host Penni Pickering's selfie as proof. 😄
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Met (and re-met some of) a lovely bunch of folks at @coworkcrew.bsky.social in Northampton today.
Here's host Penni Pickering's selfie as proof. 😄
Here's host Penni Pickering's selfie as proof. 😄
Times where AI was used when it really shouldn't have been Pt. 8712:
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Times where AI was used when it really shouldn't have been Pt. 8712:
Having a few issues signing petitions I'd like to support at change.org so... being the helpful chap I am, thought I'd drop them a note through their contact form.
Ah... think I may have found the problem. 😄
Ah... think I may have found the problem. 😄
January 13, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Having a few issues signing petitions I'd like to support at change.org so... being the helpful chap I am, thought I'd drop them a note through their contact form.
Ah... think I may have found the problem. 😄
Ah... think I may have found the problem. 😄
Well this can *only* end well...
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Well this can *only* end well...
Watching the latest series of The Traitors on BBC (great TV).
And it's been bugging me who Ross reminds me of.
I just worked it out. It's Uzo Aduba’s 'Cordelia' from 'The Residence'!
And it's been bugging me who Ross reminds me of.
I just worked it out. It's Uzo Aduba’s 'Cordelia' from 'The Residence'!
January 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Watching the latest series of The Traitors on BBC (great TV).
And it's been bugging me who Ross reminds me of.
I just worked it out. It's Uzo Aduba’s 'Cordelia' from 'The Residence'!
And it's been bugging me who Ross reminds me of.
I just worked it out. It's Uzo Aduba’s 'Cordelia' from 'The Residence'!
I reckon most of my digital marketing chums will do ok with today's NYT Spelling Bee puzzle.
And yes, I got the pangram (a word which uses every letter at least once) 😁
Two of 'em in fact.
And yes, I got the pangram (a word which uses every letter at least once) 😁
Two of 'em in fact.
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I reckon most of my digital marketing chums will do ok with today's NYT Spelling Bee puzzle.
And yes, I got the pangram (a word which uses every letter at least once) 😁
Two of 'em in fact.
And yes, I got the pangram (a word which uses every letter at least once) 😁
Two of 'em in fact.
Spotted on BBC Sport's boxing coverage.
I mean... this is right up there with the "May contain nuts" warnings on a pecan slice.
I mean... this is right up there with the "May contain nuts" warnings on a pecan slice.
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Spotted on BBC Sport's boxing coverage.
I mean... this is right up there with the "May contain nuts" warnings on a pecan slice.
I mean... this is right up there with the "May contain nuts" warnings on a pecan slice.
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Still one of the best (the best?) #SEO events in the world and the free ticket ballot draw is now open: forms.gle/HMnSVmmWy4fm...
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Still one of the best (the best?) #SEO events in the world and the free ticket ballot draw is now open: forms.gle/HMnSVmmWy4fm...
It's this devastatingly handsome bastard's birthday today (the dog, obviously).
Happy birthday Lupin, you little b*gger. ❤️😄
Happy birthday Lupin, you little b*gger. ❤️😄
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It's this devastatingly handsome bastard's birthday today (the dog, obviously).
Happy birthday Lupin, you little b*gger. ❤️😄
Happy birthday Lupin, you little b*gger. ❤️😄
Why are pigeons such dirty, oily b*ggers?
One has a bath in our pond and it looks like a miniature Exxon Valdez has breached its hull on the pebbles! 😄
One has a bath in our pond and it looks like a miniature Exxon Valdez has breached its hull on the pebbles! 😄
October 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Why are pigeons such dirty, oily b*ggers?
One has a bath in our pond and it looks like a miniature Exxon Valdez has breached its hull on the pebbles! 😄
One has a bath in our pond and it looks like a miniature Exxon Valdez has breached its hull on the pebbles! 😄
Speaking @themarketingmeetup.bsky.social MK tonight.
Fair to say the AV set-up is *serious* 😄
The room looks lots better with lots of people in though!
Thanks for coming everyone!
Fair to say the AV set-up is *serious* 😄
The room looks lots better with lots of people in though!
Thanks for coming everyone!
October 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Speaking @themarketingmeetup.bsky.social MK tonight.
Fair to say the AV set-up is *serious* 😄
The room looks lots better with lots of people in though!
Thanks for coming everyone!
Fair to say the AV set-up is *serious* 😄
The room looks lots better with lots of people in though!
Thanks for coming everyone!
I mean... it wouldn't be the *first* complaint I've had like this... 😄
October 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I mean... it wouldn't be the *first* complaint I've had like this... 😄
Pinched the video because: F U Zuck. 😄
October 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Pinched the video because: F U Zuck. 😄
What's even more astonishing is, this story has since been updated and @skynewsrss.bsky.social have *still* not corrected this appalling headline.
(though at least Dame Sarah now gets named in the summary ahead of her husband!) 🙄
(though at least Dame Sarah now gets named in the summary ahead of her husband!) 🙄
October 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
What's even more astonishing is, this story has since been updated and @skynewsrss.bsky.social have *still* not corrected this appalling headline.
(though at least Dame Sarah now gets named in the summary ahead of her husband!) 🙄
(though at least Dame Sarah now gets named in the summary ahead of her husband!) 🙄
I mean... they put their name and address on the site Mark... jeez.
September 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I mean... they put their name and address on the site Mark... jeez.
This is the "desire paths" meme of pathways in dog form.
This is my dog.
In the foreground is his bed, neatly pushed away.
Under his head is the sofa cushion, batted into position.
Aaaaand snooze.
This is my dog.
In the foreground is his bed, neatly pushed away.
Under his head is the sofa cushion, batted into position.
Aaaaand snooze.
September 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
This is the "desire paths" meme of pathways in dog form.
This is my dog.
In the foreground is his bed, neatly pushed away.
Under his head is the sofa cushion, batted into position.
Aaaaand snooze.
This is my dog.
In the foreground is his bed, neatly pushed away.
Under his head is the sofa cushion, batted into position.
Aaaaand snooze.
Reason #312 why I hate Google Ads and their *insistence* on recommending changes/PMax etc. etc.
See if you can spot when this small client's campaign was switched to 'Maximise conversions' for 24hrs...
See if you can spot when this small client's campaign was switched to 'Maximise conversions' for 24hrs...
September 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Reason #312 why I hate Google Ads and their *insistence* on recommending changes/PMax etc. etc.
See if you can spot when this small client's campaign was switched to 'Maximise conversions' for 24hrs...
See if you can spot when this small client's campaign was switched to 'Maximise conversions' for 24hrs...
Wait... so you're saying #Google talk out of both sides of their mouth at once, depending on if they're in court/shareholder meeting/talking to publishers?
You know what this means... (Fry gif time...)
You know what this means... (Fry gif time...)
September 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Wait... so you're saying #Google talk out of both sides of their mouth at once, depending on if they're in court/shareholder meeting/talking to publishers?
You know what this means... (Fry gif time...)
You know what this means... (Fry gif time...)
The lovely John Mueller is on the case it seems.
You may also have an issue in that your new name clashes with these folks: nordkraft.dk/forside.aspx
On a basic search for "Nordcraft" I got the "See more results about..." which shows this. None of which are you (they're all them).
You may also have an issue in that your new name clashes with these folks: nordkraft.dk/forside.aspx
On a basic search for "Nordcraft" I got the "See more results about..." which shows this. None of which are you (they're all them).
September 15, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The lovely John Mueller is on the case it seems.
You may also have an issue in that your new name clashes with these folks: nordkraft.dk/forside.aspx
On a basic search for "Nordcraft" I got the "See more results about..." which shows this. None of which are you (they're all them).
You may also have an issue in that your new name clashes with these folks: nordkraft.dk/forside.aspx
On a basic search for "Nordcraft" I got the "See more results about..." which shows this. None of which are you (they're all them).