The Optimiserables
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Tickets are live for our fringe show now. We are performing on the even days at 12:15 from the 2nd until the 22nd of August. Get your tickets while you can you we wont fail you. Ticket link in bio!
The trailer for the Optimiserables debut play You Have Failed Me For The Last Time is finally here. Check it out!
July 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The trailer for the Optimiserables debut play You Have Failed Me For The Last Time is finally here. Check it out!
“YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!”
Now we come to the evil head honcho. Played by writer of the play, Lucas McQueen, By the end of the show you’ll know him well and certainly believe he’s stolen from hell. Tickets links for ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’ are in the bio.
Now we come to the evil head honcho. Played by writer of the play, Lucas McQueen, By the end of the show you’ll know him well and certainly believe he’s stolen from hell. Tickets links for ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’ are in the bio.
June 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!”
Now we come to the evil head honcho. Played by writer of the play, Lucas McQueen, By the end of the show you’ll know him well and certainly believe he’s stolen from hell. Tickets links for ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’ are in the bio.
Now we come to the evil head honcho. Played by writer of the play, Lucas McQueen, By the end of the show you’ll know him well and certainly believe he’s stolen from hell. Tickets links for ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’ are in the bio.
“Shhh! This is supposed to be a covert operation!”
The 2nd in command Ivor played by Michael J Garden. Can Ivor put his mettle to the molten metal? Find out in our debut show ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’. Tickets in the Bio
#parody #comedy #Comedyplay #Fringe2025
The 2nd in command Ivor played by Michael J Garden. Can Ivor put his mettle to the molten metal? Find out in our debut show ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’. Tickets in the Bio
#parody #comedy #Comedyplay #Fringe2025
June 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“Shhh! This is supposed to be a covert operation!”
The 2nd in command Ivor played by Michael J Garden. Can Ivor put his mettle to the molten metal? Find out in our debut show ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’. Tickets in the Bio
#parody #comedy #Comedyplay #Fringe2025
The 2nd in command Ivor played by Michael J Garden. Can Ivor put his mettle to the molten metal? Find out in our debut show ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’. Tickets in the Bio
#parody #comedy #Comedyplay #Fringe2025
Fraser Henderson is assuming the suave tuxedo of international super spy J Blonde. Agent Blonde has done it all martial arts, marksmanship, women, men, assassins and technical assistants. Come check out our debut show ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’
#fringe2025 #parody #comedy #theatre
#fringe2025 #parody #comedy #theatre
June 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Fraser Henderson is assuming the suave tuxedo of international super spy J Blonde. Agent Blonde has done it all martial arts, marksmanship, women, men, assassins and technical assistants. Come check out our debut show ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’
#fringe2025 #parody #comedy #theatre
#fringe2025 #parody #comedy #theatre
“Sometimes bad things just happen and there’s nothing you can do about it”
Matthews, a man who hates the world but destined to live in it. Played by real life cynic Finlay Donald, Come watch him, Parsons and Reed in our debut play ‘You Have Failed Me for the Last Time’.
#fringe2025 #parody #comedy
Matthews, a man who hates the world but destined to live in it. Played by real life cynic Finlay Donald, Come watch him, Parsons and Reed in our debut play ‘You Have Failed Me for the Last Time’.
#fringe2025 #parody #comedy
June 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
“Sometimes bad things just happen and there’s nothing you can do about it”
Matthews, a man who hates the world but destined to live in it. Played by real life cynic Finlay Donald, Come watch him, Parsons and Reed in our debut play ‘You Have Failed Me for the Last Time’.
#fringe2025 #parody #comedy
Matthews, a man who hates the world but destined to live in it. Played by real life cynic Finlay Donald, Come watch him, Parsons and Reed in our debut play ‘You Have Failed Me for the Last Time’.
#fringe2025 #parody #comedy
Played by Jamie McNeill, Reed is the most carefree of all henchmen.Watch him, Parsons & Matthews in our debut play ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’.
#parody #comedy #Fringe2025 #Edinburgh #Theatre #spythriller #Newwriting #Comedic
#parody #comedy #Fringe2025 #Edinburgh #Theatre #spythriller #Newwriting #Comedic
June 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Played by Jamie McNeill, Reed is the most carefree of all henchmen.Watch him, Parsons & Matthews in our debut play ‘You Have Failed Me For The Last Time’.
#parody #comedy #Fringe2025 #Edinburgh #Theatre #spythriller #Newwriting #Comedic
#parody #comedy #Fringe2025 #Edinburgh #Theatre #spythriller #Newwriting #Comedic
“I’m not the kind of person to just leave someone behind”
The everyman of our story, Parsons. He’ll do his best to rally fellow workers, Reed and Matthews. See our debut with ‘You Have Failed Me for the Last Time’.
#parody #comedy #Fringe2025 #Edinburgh #Theatre #spythriller #Newwriting #Comedic
The everyman of our story, Parsons. He’ll do his best to rally fellow workers, Reed and Matthews. See our debut with ‘You Have Failed Me for the Last Time’.
#parody #comedy #Fringe2025 #Edinburgh #Theatre #spythriller #Newwriting #Comedic
June 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“I’m not the kind of person to just leave someone behind”
The everyman of our story, Parsons. He’ll do his best to rally fellow workers, Reed and Matthews. See our debut with ‘You Have Failed Me for the Last Time’.
#parody #comedy #Fringe2025 #Edinburgh #Theatre #spythriller #Newwriting #Comedic
The everyman of our story, Parsons. He’ll do his best to rally fellow workers, Reed and Matthews. See our debut with ‘You Have Failed Me for the Last Time’.
#parody #comedy #Fringe2025 #Edinburgh #Theatre #spythriller #Newwriting #Comedic
Tickets are live for our fringe show now. We are performing on the even days at 12:15 from the 2nd until the 22nd of August. Get your tickets while you can you we wont fail you. Ticket link in bio!
April 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Tickets are live for our fringe show now. We are performing on the even days at 12:15 from the 2nd until the 22nd of August. Get your tickets while you can you we wont fail you. Ticket link in bio!